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Mum ran away, dad's crippled, and I'm about to be sold to a brothel. Qiao Xiaomai rolled up her sleeves in anger: If you've taken from me, regurgitate it. If you've seized what's mine, return it. All scumbags, clear off. A certain man finished tidying up the mess, rolled up his sleeves and pulled Qiao Xiaomai into a light laugh: "My lady, if you're this fiery and domineering at night, your husband..." Qiao Xiaomai raised an eyebrow, patted the spot next to her: "My dear, come warm the bed~"

[Sweet, Satisfying, and Passionate; Group Pampering; Torture Casanovas] Si Fuqing opened her eyes to find that her luck has been stolen. Everyone wanted her out of the entertainment industry too. After getting a second chance at life, she just wanted to do nothing this time. Yet, some people who didn’t know their place kept trying to rub off on her fame without any genuine talents to show for. This wouldn’t do. She had to do something about them. Si Fuqing pinched her wrist and took action. After that, the internet berated her for being shameless enough to court Yu Yao, and that her private life was indecent, but… An international songstress: I’m able to stand here today all because of Qingqing. A top-rate male celebrity: Stay away from my sister #YuYao An official international sports channel: Congratulations to Si Fuqing for securing the 13th personal gold medal. At first, Yu Yao paid no mind to Si Fuqing. But when he later learned the truth and regretted, even getting down on his knees so Si Fuqing would look his way again, he could only post a status on social media saying, [#SiFuqing, Hello, Ninth Aunt]. That day, the internet was paralyzed. In the records of history, Emperor Yin rose to fame at a young age. He was perfect, powerful, and benevolent. Yet, he died at the age of 27 due to illness, having lived only a short life with no wife or children. He was an unattainable Adonis for many. No one knew that when he opened his eyes once more, he woke up in the future where 1500 years had passed. This time, he saw tall buildings that he had once imagined before. Shortly after, Emperor Yin’s identity was exposed. When Si Fuqing learned that her idol was within arm’s reach, she was so impressed that she wanted to… Si Fuqing: I’ll work hard! Emperor Yin: Repay me with your body. Si Fuqing: ??? ‘Here I am trying to work hard, but you want me instead?’ An all-rounder and gorgeous goddess x A resolute and noble emperor From being scorned on the internet, to being crowned as number one while she fought her Adonis one-on-one.

In a world where the interstellar era has brought both promise and disappointment, Michael Fang dreams of becoming a Lord in the mysterious realm. He longs to explore ancient ruins of fallen civilizations and build a territory loved and supported by his subjects. But his aspirations are shattered when he realizes that he is nothing special and just an ordinary boy in a world full of heavenly prodigies. That is until he stumbles upon the Gate leading to the Origin Expanse, a mysterious realm that promises to change everything he thought he knew about himself and his destiny. With newfound power and unwavering determination, Michael vows to turn his misfortune into opportunity, no matter how perilous the path is. "Watch, and witness as I extract everything!" Follow Michael Fang on his journey through the Origin Expanse as he battles through obstacles and enemies to achieve his dreams and become the Supreme Lord he was always meant to be. ** Discord: https://discord.gg/Zr8QvWJKVT

The famous actress Su Cha was involved in a scandal! The leaked video had left the fans flabbergasted. Fans, "They look so cute together! Her boyfriend looks like an adorable puppy!" However, the public, who had witnessed his muscular physique in the video clip, had a different opinion. "How is he a f*cking puppy! He's more like a ferocious hound!" In Su Cha's eyes, Bo Muyi was a lovable man who was always demanding kisses and hugs. In the public's eyes, Bo Muyi was merely a loathsome and overbearing tyrant. Before her rebirth, the naive and innocent Su Cha departed that life in sorrow. After her rebirth, Su Cha turned into an absurdly talented, but violent and deviant woman. Not only that, she mollycoddled her husband dearly! (This is a story of a brutal and aberrant heroine who met a ruthless yet overly-affectionate hero.) Side note: This is a story of the heroine's three, but not one, lifetimes.

You can read my new book "Lord of the Time: I Can Reincarnate Infinitely." Fein is a transmigrator who finds himself in a world filled with monsters and demons. Fortunately, he has a unique ability that allows him to upgrade his talents in everything. Alongside his companions Aoi, Sofia, and Voli, he uses his newfound abilities to fight against the dangerous foes that threaten the safety of humanity. In this world, humans and beasts alike use the powerful energy known as degu to fuel their abilities, which can strengthen their bodies and weapons. Beasts are ranked based on their rarity, with common, golden, legendary, mythical, and god-level beasts being the most powerful. However, despite their strength, the beasts are not invincible and must be carefully fought. Fein himself can understand the laws that enabled him to gain powers such as space manipulation and the all the laws such as time, darkness, light, death, fire, etc... Space Manipulation allows him to create and control rifts in space, warp reality, and move through time. Meanwhile, Aoi has the power of ice and snow, which can freeze her enemies and create powerful blizzards. Sofia uses her power of destruction, and Voli wields the power of lightning to strike his enemies with devastating bolts of electricity. As they face off against the dangerous demons and monsters that threaten their world, Fein and his companions must use their abilities and their wits to survive. The battles are intense and the stakes are high, as even the slightest mistake could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Will they be able to save their world and protect humanity from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Only time will tell. You can buy my priv: Extremely Low Price at: Tier 1: Advanced 2 chapters- 1 gold coins. Tier 2: Advanced 10 chapters- 100 gold coins. Tier 3: Advanced 20 chapters- 150 gold coins. Tier 4: Advanced 35 chapters- 200 gold coins. Tier 5: Advanced 50 chapters- 250 gold coins. Disclaimer: The cover is not mine. The art is rightfully owned by Jenny Ann. However, if the artist wants to communicate to take it down, please DM me on my Discord--- UnluckyGuy#3859

Everyone was transmigrated to a simulation world where every young person would get a chance to simulate a new life when they reached adulthood. Those who managed to overcome their limits would permanently become a regressor who had control over everything. However, those who failed could only become normal people who needed others to protect them. A lot of people were extremely careful in the simulation so that they wouldn’t mess anything up. Yet, when Li Yueming entered the simulated regressed world, he learned that the random talent he had received was the 100x Amplification. [Your Blue-rank talent, Sudden Knowledge, has evolved through the 100x Amplification to become the Gold-rank talent, Unlimited Deduction.] [Unlimited Deduction (Gold): Deduce known information at a 100% success rate.] As he continued to get the highest-ranked talents, he suddenly realized that the simulated world that was hailed as hell wasn’t as hard as it seemed. "I guess the next one will be super easy too."

Traveling through the Xianxia world, Chen Chen obtained the strongest tracking system and was able to track everything ever since. Chen Chen says, "System, I am short of money." "Two meters away, your father has hidden some money under the bed. Five meters away, there is a rusty copper coin buried half a meter underground." "There is a nugget of silver in the grass ahead." Chen Chen says, "System, I need some luck." "The feces in front of the pigsty is not ordinary." "Go to the Black Peak cliff ten kilometers away and jump off it." "There is an Immortal Cave Abode hidden somewhere, please explore it on your own."

In 2055, a virtual world game "Vigor Continent" is in a public beta. Claude relies on his ability to start his war on the Vigor Continent. He begins to expand his territory step by step, together with a huge-breast magician Elias, a long-legged priest Sasha, and twin beauty warriors. After killing the diabolic snake, taming the magic dragon, and swallowing the territory of other players, Claude gradually becomes the king of the Vigor Continent. The continent is full of fighting, and women are seized with force. But when Claude finds that his strength is getting stronger and stronger, a stronger opponent appears. In Claude's eyes, everything could be turned into ashes! Fall of Holy Ruins, the angel domain, the night demon spell… No matter how powerful the lord is, Claude could order his men to let the other side leave the Vigor Continent completely! Me! Claude！ I am the first new king of the Vigor Continent!

Our discord server: https://discord.gg/bd9aDdEeQK Without noticing it, a man called Bill passed away, but then he realized that his life wouldn't end that way and soon he was reborn as Billy in another world. Billy was already satisfied enough that he retained his memories, but the surprises didn't end there. He was born with a weird power that granted him the chance to convert mana into experience points and transmit it to all sorts of things. Things were looking pretty good until he noticed that he was born in an impoverished and rustic village that was facing their imminent extinction in the hands of creatures that he had never heard of before and other tribes that had all sorts of abilities. Before he could learn how even to crawl, Billy had to find a way to help his tribe. Otherwise, they will be annihilated before he can even become strong enough to stand. Billy's journey will be much different than he had imagined. Much farther away from Earth than he had originally thought, Billy will have to adapt to a new environment where his tribe is at the bottom of the food chain. Will he be able to grow up safely and try to change things for the better for his new family and friends? The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

Apocalypse befell, and roommates performed a skyward ritual. As the fog descended, the Book of Blood Spirit appeared in the hands of all survivors, and only those with a Contract monster could survive. Su Han directed his gaze to the neighbor who had already mutated and twisted, silently pulling out a gleaming fruit knife... Grotesque meat corpses, giant spiders with gaping mouths, eyeballs enveloping the city, one-eyed sharp-toothed hand monsters... Civilization fell, cities shattered, and all humans became meat for the monsters. There was only one way to survive: Use monsters to fight monsters.