holiest of holies meme pulp fiction

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!

This is short overview of memes i've either encountered or find funny. If you want, come along and join the ride. Tell me what memes are funny. I am not a knock off version of meme review (well... I am.) Book covers are complicated so frick em. To be honest a lot of it will be pointless banter and history if it permits. (I will not explain which history, because it will literally be anything)

I just want the author badge but I’ll continue to post some stupid shit after I get the badge. ?‍??

Have a wonderful taim birthday party

It all began from an OH SHIT moment. Retired field agent Era decides to escape her past by running away to an Italian Monastery, basking in the sun and sipping on Gods Blood all day. Until she’s relocated to a backwater covenant in rural Yorkshire, and thrust into a new world. And NOT the one you might expect. This tale drags her through trials, pesky Gods, blood fueds, academies and cults, all begrudgingly i might add, as Era transforms from a reluctant participant interested only in her own survival to the last hope for humanity. This novel is a action packed, fantasy thriller meeting the criminal underworld, all wrapped in a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Once upon a time, there was a young maiden. She wasn’t that great looking, but she wasn’t ugly, either. She wasn’t blonde. She wasn’t your stereotypical, helpless, beautiful fairy tale heroine. She most definitely was not waiting for her prince. She was waiting for her princess. She was having a really, really hard time finding one. Especially in her very religious high school. Looking at Jane Walker, you would see nothing but a perfectly normal, if decidedly Catholic, girl. Average name. Average grades. Average looks, at least in her own opinion. Jane has a secret, though. A secret her heavily religious, Jesus devoted parents, relatives, and friends would be disgusted by. Jane's got a huge crush on somebody... but that somebody's on the cheer team. Has had multiple boyfriends. Is the epitome of straightness. Is a girl. Jane's gotta make a choice, and no matter what she chooses, it'll cause problems.

4 tahun Netta menikah namun rumah tangannya belum dianugerahkan anak. Netta beruntung karena suaminya mencintainya hingga tidak menekannya pasal anak. Netta bukan saja berurusan dengan ibu mertuanya namun sahabat di masa lalunya yang bernama Hero.

Amira Sylvana Pradika adalah seorang gadis manis dari Jawa yang harus pindah ke ibukota atas perintah sang Ayah. Namun disamakan ia justru bertemu seorang cowok dingin dan justru ia bisa menjalin hubungan persahabatan dengannya. Kevin Adrian Aldric, putra bungsu keluarga Aldric, adalah siswa tampan idola seluruh sekolah. Namun, hal itu tidak serta-merta membuatnya suka main perempuan. Ia tidak pernah berdekatan dengan seorang perempuan pun, termasuk Alexa, sang divas sekolah. Namun ia merubah sifatnya sejak kedatangan seorang gadis dari Jawa.

One day, suddenly, a shadow mask appeared in this city and started destruction everywhere. To stop it, three shoals came. But they couldn't do anything about the mask. Finally, the three shoals used an ancient seal to contain the shadow mask and split the seal into three parts.Then they seal each of the three parts in different places. (80 years later) Suddenly, a shadow, like a beast, appeared in the middle of the city. It started devouring people and spread across the city within a few months. The government suffered significant losses, and scientists created masks and an organization to combat the beast-like shadows.They named the organization Shadow Hunters.