funny date stories

Tricked by a soothsaying mother, during the ghost year, ghost month, ghost day, and the wide-open Ghost Gate, I sneaked into the deep mountains with a Zhang Family heirloom, the Star Stealing Life-changing Talisman. By a mix-up of Yin and Yang, a devastatingly beautiful thousand-year-old female corpse absorbed some of my life force, and she awakened... Kids over 12, please watch this book together with the little buddy on your back, and don't block his view! (Note: don't turn back now, because he has also seen this text!)

Xue Xi is forced to fall in love at first sight with this dangerous man on their first meeting. With death being the only other option, she makes the first move: “I am rich and I can fight.” “Be my boyfriend and I’ll protect you.” From then on, news of the Xue family’s eldest daughter and number one student keeping a gigolo slowly gets out. Alas, she is someone who protects people she calls her own fiercely, until that fateful day—shielding the man behind her from the supposed-hooligans, she proclaims coldly: “My boyfriend is timid, so come at me if you have any issues instead.” The hooligans shivers in fear as they look toward a certain big boss who is being protected. So the infamous “Black Yama” actually has this kind of hobby?

William Scott, a soldier, returned to the city with the goal to live the rest of his life peacefully. He would practice the lifestyle of a retired person. However, his mother set him up on blind dates time and again. Unwilling to keep up with her arrangements, he was left with no choice but to pretend to be in a relationship with Yvette Quinn, a female CEO who was also forced by her parents to go on blind dates. To his surprise, this was only the beginning of many troubles to come. Before he could get to settling those troubles, he first needed to sort out an even more pressing problem. The girl looked at him and asked, “Take a guess. Am I the elder cousin or the younger cousin? As my boyfriend, you should be able to differentiate between the two of us, right?” His contract girlfriend was so unprofessional. Although they had an agreement, she was always asking her younger cousin to take her place and pretend to be her around him. What should he do about that?

Xue Xi ist gezwungen, sich bei ihrer ersten Begegnung auf den ersten Blick in diesen gefährlichen Mann zu verlieben. Da der Tod die einzige andere Option ist, macht sie den ersten Schritt: "Ich bin reich und ich kann kämpfen." "Sei mein Freund und ich beschütze dich." Von da an verbreitet sich langsam die Nachricht, dass die älteste Tochter der Familie Xue und beste Studentin einen Gigolo hält. Leider ist sie jemand, der die Menschen, die sie ihr eigen nennt, mit aller Kraft beschützt, bis zu jenem schicksalhaften Tag, an dem sie den Mann hinter sich vor den vermeintlichen Hooligans schützt und kalt verkündet: "Mein Freund ist schüchtern, also kommt lieber zu mir, wenn ihr ein Problem habt." Die Hooligans blicken ängstlich in Richtung eines gewissen Big Bosses, der beschützt wird. Der berüchtigte "Black Yama" hat also tatsächlich ein solches Hobby?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Ji Shunuan was cheated on by her fiancé and betrayed by her sister! It was at the lowest point in her life that she had a car accident. Her heart turned to ashes, she latched onto the person responsible demanding accountability! She wanted to have a marriage with him to even scores, but who would have thought that he was actually Bo Jingcheng, the prince of the Beijing circle... As someone whose jar had shattered, she mysteriously squeezed into the top-tier elite. The expected calculations and traps simply didn't exist! She became the darling of the wealthy family. Her ex-fiancé came back begging to reunite, and the next second, he went bankrupt. Her sister tried to set her up, and the next second, she was kidnapped and had her leg broken. Her parents tried to lay a guilt trip, but they were chased and bitten by Zang Ao for nine streets, nearly biting the dust. "I, the strong woman, will never give up, I, want, a, divorce," Ji Shunuan thought terrified, wanting to run away. The next second, she was blocked at the doorway by the man. "Wife, be good! I'm not forcing you to have kids, I just want the status," Bo Jingcheng said in a hoarse voice. Everyone in the Beijing circle knew that the prince was overbearingly affectionate to his wife, all for the sake of status...

-COMPLETE- Due to a spell made in her birth, Ye Rim is a singer destined to do great things, but she's unaware of the prophecies about her. She meets the 'man in pink,' Dr. Kim, the person she's not supposed to meet or fall in love with, and hell breaks loose! When will she discover her best friend is a fairy and is sabotaging her love and career? And why is everything connected with the supernatural events occurring in the city? _____________ He: "Miss Nam is an opportunistic vixen trying to scam old guys!" She: "Dr. Kim is a rude arrogant rich man, thinking I want to seduce his grampa!" They: "Why is grampa forcing us to date?!?!" Her best friend, dashing forward with a magic wand: "NOOOO! The man in pink will ruin her life! She cannot fall in love with him! I'll never let it happen!" _____________ YOU WILL LOVE my other novel The Mischievous Maiden and the Sleeping Prince! _____________ Hello, JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR: IT'S A SLOW-BURNING ROMANCE WITH HORROR-FANTASY THEMES! You will read something in the Korean rom-com (k-drama) line with a supernatural theme, like The Master's Sun, Lovely Horribly, or The Bride of the Century. --- I'm not writing to get a Novel Prize in Literature. Also, English is not my first language, so... Peace. I hope you like this novel, and if you feel so, please comment and support! Lots of love! INSTAGRAM: @mizanovel (for news, a channel for questions and exclusive insights, and artwork for my novels). FOLLOW ME!

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

“Please be my date on Saturday night’s party…” Mr. Easton Gonzalez said after submitting the report I had written earlier. The yellow folder he was handing me back hung in the air as I stared at him in shock. "Excuse me?" I shrieked, my gaze fixed on his. "I'm not going on a date with you!" I exclaimed, glaring at my boss. “Don’t worry Miss Bell, it’s a fake date…” my boss informed me and I felt like I was splashed with cold water on the face. Easton Gonzalez, the CEO of Gonzalez Steel Manufacturing and Industries asked his personal assistant Chloe Bell to be his fake date on their company’s Silver Anniversary to annoy and upset his ex-wife who cheated on him with his best friend. He chose Chloe out of all the girls around him because he knew Chloe wasn’t like the other girls who were crazy about him.