Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples:
1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms."
2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile."
3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses."
4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess."
A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me."
I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
Corn Flakes were created by accident. Dr. John Harvey Kellogg was trying to develop a diet for his patients at a sanitarium. He accidentally left some cooked wheat out, and it went stale. When he rolled it out, it formed flakes. Later, he applied the same process to corn and thus Corn Flakes were born.
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In the search results provided, there were some funny stories about animals, including jokes about cows, snakes, frogs, camels, bees, butterflies, elephants, chickens, donkeys, cats, mice, foxes, squirrels, and other animals. These jokes described the conversations and interactions between animals in a humorous way, bringing some joy and entertainment to people. However, because the search results were incomplete, they could not provide specific joke content.
The latest news on corn prices today. According to the data released by the relevant agencies, today's corn prices rose by 1.5% from the previous day, reaching 2800 yuan per ton.