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Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"
Fantasy
29 Chs
My Space Connects to the Apocalyptic World

My Space Connects to the Apocalyptic World

One day, a strange hand suddenly appeared inside Chi Wan’s interdimensional space. Its owner claimed to be living in the apocalypse—starving, desperate—and begged to trade anything he had for food. Chi Wan stared at the pile of Imperial Green jade, oversized diamonds, and dozens of kilograms of gold bars he offered… and fell into deep thought. …Wasn’t this a little too profitable? From then on, her connection to the apocalypse only grew stronger. The mysterious man—who turned out to be a powerful figure—used his Wood Ability to help her revive rare orchids, cultivate endangered plants, and even harvest zombie crystal cores for the country. As for Chi Wan? She only had three responsibilities: feed him, feed him, and keep feeding him. Somehow, without realizing it, a group of extraordinary men began to gather around her: A genius research scientist. An aloof, abstinent CEO. A cold and ruthless Soldier King… In front of Chi Wan, they were gentle, attentive, and impeccably polite—each trying to outshine the others. Behind her back? They were one step away from tearing each other apart. Meanwhile, on the other side of the spatial link… The so-called King of the Apocalypse clenched his teeth in silence as he listened to these men compete for her attention. As for Chi Wan? “I’m busy getting rich and supporting my family,” she said calmly. “A battle royale of suitors? I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Until one day— An absurdly handsome man appeared at the gates of her villa… carrying a sack filled with gold and jewels. “I’m here to marry into your family,” he declared. Chi Wan glanced at him, then at the newly connected wasteland world inside her space… …and once again fell into deep thought.
Sci-fi
114 Chs
A toast to the past, a toast to the rest of my life
" A toast to the past, a toast to the rest of life " was often used to express one's feelings about life. The past contained all the emotions, successes, failures, gains, and losses that one had experienced in one's life. Toasting with a cup was a form of respect, release, or farewell to past experiences. Yu Sheng represented the path of life in the future, filled with the unknown, hope, and possibilities. Yu Sheng represented a kind of expectation and yearning for the future. No matter what he had experienced, he hoped that the rest of his life would be smooth, peaceful, or full of meaning. This kind of expression was concise and meaningful. Through the medium of wine or tea, it would visualize the emotions of different stages of life. "Prosperous Brocade Record" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-03-16 16:25
Toast to the Bride
The choice of dress was very important for the bride. The color of the toasting suit could be chosen according to personal preference and skin color. Red was the most common choice because it was festive and could keep the atmosphere in check. It was also suitable for the atmosphere of the banquet hall. In addition, other colors could be chosen, such as light blue, haze blue, deep blue, elegant lotus, and light yellow. The style of the toasting dress could choose a cheongsam or a dragon-phoenix gown. It was better to avoid a long dress that dragged the floor to avoid inconvenient walking. In addition, the fabric of the toasting suit could be silk, velvet, etc., and the appropriate fabric could be chosen according to the season. In short, the choice of toasting clothes should be decided according to personal preference, skin color, and wedding scene.
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2025-01-15 17:03
Toast to the moon
" Raising a glass to the moon " literally meant raising a glass to the moon. In terms of cultural meaning, this action often contained rich emotions and meanings. From ancient poems and other cultural works, it often expressed a feeling of loneliness. For example, Li Bai's " Toasting to the moon, facing the shadow to become three people ", in a lonely situation, with the moon as a companion, through toasting to the moon to relieve the loneliness in the heart. It could also express a yearning for freedom, such as " I drink a pot of wine among the flowers, raise my glass to the moon and toast freedom." It might also include the analysis and reflection of one's inner self. In the quiet moonlight, one would raise a glass to the moon and calmly think about one's own gains and losses, past and future. At the same time, this action also carried a romantic feeling. The moon was a poetic and romantic image in China culture. Toasting to the moon was a poetic and artistic performance. The novel " Watching the Moon on Fish Island " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-01-23 16:05
A toast to a table of people
When a person toasted a table of people, he could choose the appropriate words and methods according to different situations and relationships. If the people at the table were his relatives and friends, he could raise his glass to toast everyone at the table and introduce their relationship with him. Under such circumstances, he could drink as much as he wanted. If they were toasting the leaders, and the table was full of leaders, they might have to toast in batches. When toasting, the cup should be lowered to show respect for the leader. If he wasn't the leader, he would usually toast whoever was treating him. However, if there was someone he knew at another table, he could also toast that person. In short, when toasting, one must be humble, generous, and speak appropriately to show respect and gratitude to the other party.
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2024-12-20 19:09
How to toast the stove
The Kitchen God was also known as the Kitchen God, the Kitchen God, and the Eastern Chef Siming. It was the god of food in ancient Chinese myths and legends. Worshipping the Kitchen God was one of the traditional sacrificial activities in China. It was usually held on the 23rd or 24th day of the twelfth lunar month. Here are some ways to toast the Kitchen God: 1. Prepare offerings: Offerings usually include sweets, fruits, pastries, rice, wine, etc. They could choose offerings according to their preferences and local customs. 2. [Clean the stove: Before the sacrifice, the stove needs to be cleaned to show respect to the Kitchen God.] 3. Placing the offerings: Place the offerings in front of the stove, then light the incense and pray to the Kitchen God. 4. [End of Sacrifice: After the end of the sacrifice, the offerings need to be removed, the incense needs to be extinguished, and the sacrifice site needs to be cleaned up.] It should be noted that the sacrificial customs of different regions may be different, and the specific sacrificial methods can be adjusted according to local customs. At the same time, offering sacrifices to the Kitchen God was a traditional religious activity. It should be carried out with respect and gratitude, not excessive superstition. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!
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2024-10-17 13:59
A toast to Wen Hua
Wen Hua was an extremely charismatic character in << The Sword Snow Stride >>. He came from a humble background, just an ordinary nobody, but he had a great martial arts dream. After he got to know Xu Fengnian, the two of them established a deep brotherhood. Although Wen Hua had the opportunity to injure Xu Fengnian to obtain peerless martial arts and the company of a beauty, he insisted on brotherhood and resolutely refused. He even broke an arm and a leg, crippled his martial arts, and broke his sword to leave the martial arts world. His loyalty and loyalty to his heart were admirable. " A toast to Wen Hua " was perhaps a show of respect and respect for his noble character. It was a show of respect for him being able to maintain his innocence and friendship in the alluring Jianghu. It was a show of respect for his great personality despite being a small fry. "Prosperous Brocade Record" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-03-11 18:21
A joke is a joke
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
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2025-01-17 00:00
Ancient classical Chinese toast
The following are some examples of toasts in ancient Chinese: I respect the Lord of Heaven, but I dare not do my best to serve the country, but I dare not change it. Zhou Li I respect the ancestral temple and dare not disobey the former king. Book of Rites God has descended to offer a toast and an alliance. The Book of Songs, Xiaoya, Chang Di 4. Heaven and Earth Will Wish You Success. Water margin May the heavens and earth bless you with a bumper harvest. Dream of the Red Chamber These ancient classical Chinese toasts were usually used to express reverence for heaven and earth, ancestors, gods, etc., and to pray for good blessings and harvests.
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2024-09-17 08:59
What are the characteristics of toast cartoons?
Toast cartoons usually have simple and cute designs. They often feature bright colors and fun storylines.
2 answers
2025-05-03 13:31
Who are 'they' in 'they tell toast stories'?
They could be children. Children are often very imaginative and might come up with all sorts of toast - related stories while having breakfast.
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2024-12-08 11:39
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