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Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

A fellow college student for unknown reasons reincarnated into an Otome game that he loved, turns out not only did he not reincarnate into the Hero's or any main characters body but a random villager's. What's worse is that hes in the Village that's going to get annihilated first? And he's the first victim of the Demon invasion? Hey First death is no Joke!! Im definitely going to escape this bad end of me P.S A lot of people have been asking me this so let me clarify something. This is not a BL novel in anyway. Please don't misunderstand ---- Any and all similarities that may have come except for mentions and/or references are purely coincidental and are not my attempt at fan-fic or plagiarism. If it so happens please inform me so that I can change the storyline appropriately --- Discord link: https://discord.gg/F9jyMu

Original Title ; 分手了, 别闹 Author ; 香芋奶茶 (Taro Milk Tea) English Translator ; PurpleLove666 Status in OOC ; 190 Chapters + 10 Extras THIS IS A PURE FAN TRANSLATION. I got permission to retranslate . Despriction ; The most f**ked-up separation in the world is that there is a baby in your belly when you break up with someone. Bo Yu draws on his cigarette , slowly puffing out the smoke , and looks at the little boy lying in the bed with deep eyes. Two years later , he finally comes back.

The four richest women in Tanzania face their downfall after the sudden airing of a podcast by an anonymous host who reveals all their past, dirtiest secrets. The country is overwhelmed by the news and eagerly wish for the brave host to identify herself. A month after the podcast is complete, the anonymous host's identity is revealed, together with news of her death by suicide. Later that day, her neighbor testifies to have seen a woman around the house at the time of the host's death which changes the direction of the case from suicide to homicide. The detective responsible for the case cuts it down to four main suspects; the four richest women. But only one of them is the killer. Stick around and find out who's guilty. ... Original story by: Maureen Nzungu. Written by: Maureen Nzungu. Instagram: _nzungu

You are so bored that you decided to check out this book. What else can be done out of boredom? Do you think that boredom can be a fundamental force of some sort? This story is about characters with boredom at the bottom of their hearts, about their actions and their consequences. "The joke doesn't really work when you take it seriously. Life is hard to manage when you think that it's priceless. Imagine that it's worthless as a pebble for a second. It's much easier to handle the pebble than the infinitely valuable treasure, right?" A.N: This novel has a complex and unique power system that I created by combining my favorite aspects from a variety of different genres with my imagination. Also I'm trying to make all of my characters enjoyable to watch, so don't hesitate and check out my work!

just a place where I will upload nonsense jokes.

this book is joke, mainly songs and stuff.

Synopsis: In a realm where demons and humans once clashed, Omega, the demon prince and heir to the fallen Demon King, finds himself in an unexpected predicament. Following the defeat of his father at the hands of a hero who sacrificed himself, Omega's existence is anything but straightforward. Unbeknownst to many, Omega is not entirely himself. Through a mysterious twist of fate, another soul has been transmigrated into his body as a temporary punishment for their sins. This interloper, still grappling with their own identity and past, must navigate the complexities of Omega's world while concealing their true nature. Taking a daring risk to survive, Omega—or rather, the soul within him—immerses themselves in the human realm. They enroll in a prestigious academy within the very empire that once laid siege to the Demon Castle in the Abyssal lands, the once-proud domain of the Demon King. As Omega navigates the intricacies of human society and the challenges of academic life, they must tread carefully to conceal their true heritage and avoid the scrutiny of those who would seek to uncover their secret. Meanwhile, the specter of the Demon King's legacy looms large, casting a shadow over their every move. Will Omega be able to carve out a new path for themselves in this unfamiliar world, or will the weight of their past sins come crashing down upon them?

hi! I am back, I have finally came up with a plan for my story. I am planning on dropping a couple of chapters a month. I am sorry but I still have to work as I only write in my free time. English isn't my first nor second language, so I apologize for any mistakes you might find and I would appreciate your feedback. this story might get dark, like really dark as I am basically releasing all my frustrations in it lol so if it gets to be too much or I take it too far please inform me. thank you for reading this and I hope you enjoy it.

Jaakobah was living an ordinary life before the day he started playing that game. There are secrets that are beyond our existence and Jaakobah has chosen to walk down a road where he must unravel these mysteries and discover things he should not be discovering.