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What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c
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What are some funny things drunk friends do other than inappropriate behavior?
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2024-11-24 14:55
Well, I had a drunk friend who thought his shoes were talking to him. He sat there for a good ten minutes having a 'conversation' with his shoes, trying to figure out their 'problems'. It was quite a sight.
What are the things to do at a nude beach with friends?
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2024-11-03 10:25
There are several things. You can play beach frisbee. It's a lot of fun and you don't have to worry about your clothes getting in the way. Also, building sandcastles can be interesting. You can be creative and get your hands dirty without ruining any clothes. And walking along the beach at sunset with friends is really a memorable experience.
Fun things to do while driving at night with friends
3 answers
2024-11-11 03:21
You can play car games like 'I Spy' where you look for things outside the car and describe them for others to guess. It makes the drive more interesting.
Funny things little pet dogs do.
2 answers
2024-12-05 23:16
Many small pet dogs have a habit of stealing socks. They might take a sock from the laundry basket and run around with it in their mouths as if it was their most precious possession. It's so hilarious to see them prancing around with a sock.
Funny things to do on your private story
1 answer
2024-12-02 10:41
Do a mini - series of 'funny fails'. For example, you could record yourself trying to do a simple task like stacking cups but purposely make it look like you're really bad at it. Then post each attempt as a different part of the private story. It's a fun and engaging way to keep your friends entertained.
What are some funny things that reptiles do in funny reptile stories?
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2024-12-14 12:58
Funny reptile stories often involve crocodiles too. There's a story of a young crocodile that saw its reflection in the water and thought it was another crocodile. It started making all kinds of hissing and snapping noises at its own reflection. And then there are the baby alligators that sometimes play - fight with each other in really clumsy ways, tumbling over and over in the mud like little green wrestlers.
What are some funny things pigs do in funny pig stories?
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2024-12-06 09:03
Pigs often do silly things in these stories. For example, they might try to climb trees, thinking they can reach the fruits on the branches like monkeys. But of course, their plump bodies make it impossible, and they end up falling down in a very comical way.
What are some funny things tigers do in funny tiger stories?
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2024-10-31 07:35
Tigers sometimes make funny faces. In a story, a tiger got startled by a little mouse and its eyes went wide and its ears flattened back in a really comical expression.
What positive things can dad's friends do?
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2024-12-04 07:20
Dad's friends can introduce new hobbies. Maybe one of his friends is really into painting and invites dad to join a local art class. This can open up new creative outlets for dad and enrich his life.
More funny things to do on your private story
2 answers
2024-12-02 21:35
Tell a joke in the form of a picture. You can write the joke on a piece of paper, take a picture of it, and post it. For example, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'
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