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Well, 'The cat chased its tail so much that it ended up in a different time zone.' This is really humorous as it's an absurd situation that cats chasing their tails are common but taking it to such an extreme makes it funny. Also, 'The squirrel tried to bargain with the oak tree for more acorns by offering to do stand - up comedy.' It shows the squirrel having human - like behavior in a comical way.

It's usually the combination of clever jokes, unique characters, and unexpected situations.

There were many funny comments and memes in online novels. The following were some of the more classic ones: I was thinking that the protagonist should have forced the villain into a desperate situation. Why did the villain suddenly commit suicide? This villain was too cute. He originally wanted to kill the protagonist, but the protagonist gave him an assist and he fell in love with the protagonist. 3. The protagonist's halo is too strong. Whether it's challenging a strong enemy or saving the world, he can always succeed. 4. The villain's setting in the early stages was not too much. The anti-human and anti-social behavior actually became reasonable in the later stages. 5. Did the author actually consider the readers 'feelings by writing the relationship between the protagonist and the villain so closely? These were some of the more hilarious comments and memes. Of course, there were many other interesting plots and characters in online novels that readers could discover and enjoy according to their own preferences and tastes.

There are many hilarious and embarrassing things in life. Here are some examples: Once I went to buy matches and the clerk told me,"Sorry, we're out." So I went to buy a box of cigarettes and the clerk told me,"The cigarettes are sold out too. You can only buy matches to light the cigarette butts." 2 Someone went to the beach to pick up seashells. He picked up a shell and was about to put it in his pocket when he heard a voice from the shell: " Hello, I am a magical shell elf. You just have to take what I want and you can make a wish." A certain someone started to make a wish excitedly,"I hope I can become a billionaire!" In the end, the shell elf said,"Okay, now you have become a billionaire!" Someone went to the bank to do business. After filling out a form, the staff asked him,"Are you married?" "No, I'm not married," replied the man after a pause. The staff said,"How did you apply for a bank card?" Once, my colleague and I went on a trip and met a local bandit on the road. The bandit said,"You two stand out and see who is the real local!" My colleague and I were trembling. My colleague gave in to the bandit and threw a bag of cash to him. I stood firmly in place. The bandits saw that I was a local, so they chased me for a few steps. However, I ran very fast. In the end, the bandits only managed to recover a coin. The above were some of the hilarious and embarrassing things in life, hoping to bring joy and enlightenment.

"Miracle in the Desert" is a short story written by the author on paper and pen. The general plot of this novel is as follows: The Sand Region Loop Tower Cross-Country Race, which was held only once every five years, was once again placed in front of many cross-country enthusiasts. Whether it was for the high prize of the 5 million champion or for the passion of galloping on the battlefield, members of the cross-country race from all over the country gathered here. They followed the footsteps of Xuanzang's westward journey and ran over every wheel, as if to prove that they had truly existed in this world. There was no trace of birds flying in the sky, but our sincere blood was spilled on this mysterious and great desert. ---------------------------- Life on a Desert Island with Supermodels "was a sci-fi-doomsday crisis novel written by the author, Fan Chen Duo Shifei. The general plot of the novel was: A plane crash, an accidental landing on a deserted island, a mysterious jungle, a strange tribe, humanity lost here, and primitive things sprouted here. What secrets were hidden on this foggy island… ---------------------------- President Huo, Let's Get a Divorce was a modern romance novel written by the author, Desert Dust. The general plot of the novel was: When she was mercilessly sent to prison by the person she loved; when her sincerity was met with distrust; when the accidental fire in the prison almost killed her; when she lost her child and the only bit of warmth in prison; when she changed her appearance and returned with another identity; when she returned with hatred and embarked on the road of revenge. In order to take revenge, she had approached him step by step, and in order to repay his kindness, she had taken care of him and made him an international actor. When everything returned to peace, she completely disappeared from their world…Small Theater 1: He blocked her in the corner and said with red eyes,"Qingqing, let's get married again." "President Huo, you've got the wrong person. I'm not your ex-wife." She smiled coldly. Mini Theater 2: A certain movie king locked her on a chair and smiled evilly."Sister, you can only be mine in this life. Don't even think about escaping!" A certain woman looked helpless."Stop fooling around. We're just siblings." ---------------------------- Reckless Desert Guest was a traditional wuxia novel written by Dong Wenjin. The general plot of this novel was: The boundless desert expressed its suffocating despair, the yellow sand in the desert expressed its terrifying timidity, and the uninhabited desert expressed its loneliness. However, after the yellow sand, a wandering swordsman brought along the hatred that was drowned in the yellow sand. ---------------------------- "My Survival on a Desert Island with a Tsundere Beauty Stewardess" was a novel about urban life written by Fan Ben. The general plot of the novel was: The plane crashed, and I was stranded on a deserted island. After going through all kinds of dangers, I finally survived. Similarly, all kinds of female passengers survived… ---------------------------- Ace Agent of the Strange Investigation Committee was an urban supernatural novel written by Lan Se Xingyu. The general plot of the novel was: Deep in the desert, at sunset, a Land Rover Defender SUV with mottled paint that had been modified and adjusted to improve its performance rolled up sand and dust as it passed through the sand beside the tall sand dunes…r The major flipped open the document and pushed it forward. On the inside of the document, on the front page of the page with the military emblem, there was a clear inscription of the Military Intelligence Bureau's confidential file. Below it was the West Africa intelligence report No. XXX. The Arabic digits in No. XXX were filled in manually with a pen! r Song Xiaoshuang, an analyst from the Institute of Human Science who possessed supernatural powers and ancient martial arts skills, did not disappear from the Earth after using a forbidden skill to resist the enemy. Instead, she appeared in the Sahara Desert, which was so hot that an egg could be cooked. After many twists and turns, she returned to the country and became an independent investigator under the National Anomaly Investigation Committee! r After many years of training, with the cooperation of his Espers, he began to investigate the mysterious and strange anomalies of the post-energy era, revealing the unimaginable secrets. r The oasis tribe in the depths of the desert under the setting sun, the snowy mountain pass on the roof of the world, the endless frozen forest... r。 ---------------------------- "Flowers in the Desert" was a modern romance novel written by Yi Meichen. The general plot of the novel was: How was she supposed to escape from a cross-border marriage full of conspiracies? ---------------------------- The book,"The Paranoid Boss Is Courting Death Again", was a sci-fi novel written by the author, Mangrenguasha. The general plot of the novel was: She had thought that she was the king of this desert, but she never thought that she would meet a real god of plague one day. The territory that he had been arrogant for 20 years, only to find out that it was someone else's backyard? One was the free and unrestrained Desert Queen, and the other was the ruthless bandit leader who hated each other but was forced to be together by fate. Heavenly lightning hooked the earth fire, and sparks collided with the earth. Since they both wanted the other party to submit, they would use the simplest and crudest method. Destroy the flowers with your bare hands, and subdue violence with violence. After three hundred moves, he would see who was the one who dominated this land. In reality, the Qiangqiang 1v1HE did not build a base, and there were no zombies. The plot was thrilling, and the days were even more unstable. If you like it, then collect it ~~~ ---------------------------- 'Love You More After the Rain' was a modern romance novel written by the author, Xia Tingyue. The general plot of this novel was: The world was so big that even if they were in the same city, they could not see each other. The world was so small that even if they did not take the same flight, they could still meet by chance. The airport was a magical place. It was usually the beginning of an accident, no, the beginning of a story… ---------------------------- "The Captain Wants to Confess" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Little Shiliuya. The general plot of this novel was: "If you marry me, I'll definitely make you the happiest woman in the world!" Ai Ze quickly knelt down on one knee and took out a ring from his pink suit. He looked at Jiang Luoluo affectionately. It was still unknown whether she was the happiest woman in the world, but Jiang Luoluo knew that she would definitely be the most famous woman in this space station today. "I already have someone I like. It's useless for you to like me." "I don't believe it! Who do you like? Since you like him, why aren't you two together?" The black knitted jacket in her hand gave Jiang Luoluo endless strength."Yan Shengming, we didn't get together because he's already dead…" One second, two seconds…Ai Ze slowly got up from the cold marble floor. At the same time, another female voice rang out from the crowd. Captain Yan, are you talking about you?"

Some things we cannot say might be considered nonfiction because they are harsh truths or secrets that society may not be ready to hear. For example, certain historical events that are covered up or ignored. However, in fiction, there can also be unsaid things like the unspoken thoughts and feelings of a character that add depth to the story but are not directly stated.

You could say, 'The sun shone brightly, casting a warm glow over the peaceful village.' It sets a positive and vivid scene.

You can say 'In the dead of night, a cold hand brushed against my face, but when I turned, there was nothing there.'

It's not a true story. It's a fictional work created by the author's imagination.

You might also say 'You know, you've been such a great friend lately. I'm really glad you were there for me when I had that tough time.' This is a heartfelt way to express your gratitude and strengthen your friendship. By acknowledging their support, it makes your friend feel appreciated and valued.