fuck valentine

Transmigrating into the novel, [The Emperor of Luck] Gu Xia received the despair villain system and became a small villain who is destined to be face slapped by the protagonist then eventually killed. Having been through the plot thousands of times and being failed by the system every time, he finally snapped. "System! What did I do wrong this time!?" [Host, please calm down... There has been an error in the world that I have no control over. As an apology I can grant you extra rewards once you complete the plot!] Gritting his teeth and having bloodshot red eyes Gu Xia finally had enough. [I quit being the villain! Fuck the plot, fuck the heroine's, fuck the protagonist, fuck everyone, I just want to live my life without being face slapped! I QUIT!] Unknowing to him all of the heroines could now hear his inner voice… -------------------------------------- Schedule: 7 chapters/week (unless I'm ill or something happens) Chapter Length: 1000 - 1500 words. No NTR nor will the MC have any of his harem members cucked at any point in the novel! If you get offended easily... This is not your kind of novel! -------------------------------------- More powerstones/support= I write more!

Disclaimer- Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling. Transmigration into Harry Potter world as Harry, hell yeah. There’s so much to explore in magic that other’s never did. Dumbledrore? Fuck him. Canon Plot? Fuck that too. Voldemort? Hmm… how to best make use of that dumb cunt who turned me into his living horcrux. Ah… and there are a few girls in here that I always fancied so tagging them along is just a natural thing to do. Not too many. Just two or three would be best. Now that I’m here, I’ll carve my own path for the future and if I fuck up everyone else’s life in the process. Who cares? Average number of words in a chapter- 1500 Number of chapters I'll release every day- 2 Please support me at - https://www.patreon.com/ankit1

An anime fanboy is suddenly transported in Naruto world with Cheat System. This does not in anyway follow cannon. This fanfic is what you say ‘fuck you’ canon and is based on my ideas. Basically if you know what my name is then it will be like those Hentai games but with semi-crack plot.

I was once weak, never really achieving anything in my life. Then I was reborn as the twin brother of Issei Hyoudou and now in a world filled with opportunities. What will I do you might ask? Well that’s simple, whatever the fuck I want. Heroes, villains, bah fuck ‘em. I’ll do what I want, when I want and I’lll become so powerful no one can stop me.

When a washed-up 32 year-old singer intent on surprising his wife for Valentine's Day comes home early, he finds her in bed with the man she had always considered her "best friend". Overcome by sorrow, he ends up dying from heartache. When he comes to, he has taken over 15 years old Jay Aslan's body, the body of a comatose. But wait there's a twist, he actually has a system?! Follow Jay as he struggles to follow his dreams, protect his family, keep girls at bay and takes the world by storm. __________________________ Release Rate: 1ch/day Support me on patreon.com/3lawn Thanks for all the love guys! xoxo

WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! --- How do you celebrate Valentine's Day? Maybe you will answer that you are going to confess your feelings to someone while saying: "Be my valentine?" It was a common thing, but Bai Chen had another idea for celebrating Valentine's Day. He already had a girlfriend who was beautiful, intelligent, and kind, but on Valentine's Day, he wanted to make his girlfriend his Valentine in a different way. Having lived for more than two decades but still a virgin, Bai Chen wanted to end his virginity today as a way to make his girlfriend his Valentine. He was very enthusiastic about it, but who would have thought that his heart wasn't strong enough to stand his enthusiasm until he finally got a heart attack when he was only one step away from making his girlfriend his Valentine? And what was even worse, not only did Bai Chen fail to make his girlfriend his valentine, but he was also transmigrated to a world completely different from his world. He transmigrated into another world and became a Werewolf Prince, and as if that wasn't bad enough, he became a gay Werewolf Prince. --- "How can I be gay? I'm as straight as a metal pipe, and I will only break but never bend!" "Are you sure about that? But metals are ductile and malleable, and they can be shaped, bent, or manipulated without breaking." --- Note: the MC (Bai Chen) is the bottom, while the ML (Zhu Ge/Wu Jinhai) is the top Original cover belongs to me.

Guy dies gets reincarnated as an Incubus promises and wants to fuck all his favourite waifus (This is story is mostly action and R-18 centered so be warned Mc will give no fucks if he finds a girls attractive he will fuck her, age doesn't really matter in some instances so leave now, I don't want any whiny fucks this is something for people to jack off to there will be some fucked up things in this fanfic so please kindly fuck-off if you can't handle it. Also there will be gay shit such as traps in the harem, gender bending and futas, so again kindly fuck off.)

[R18 - Contains SMUT & UST] “Fuck the rich!” Xue Ning declared. "I'm rich - fuck me - not anyone else!” As the second son of a billionaire, Sun Jingwei is undoubtedly rich, handsome and a playboy - but now he's been ensnared by his new bodyguard who hates rich people with a passion! How can he insert himself into her 'fuck the rich' motto? What happens when they end up married in the eyes of the public? Here is the slowburn love story between a billionaire’s handsome playboy son and his new straight-laced, sarcastic wannabe-bodyguard wife that looks like a cute kitten! EXCERPT: “Oh good, you received my delivery!” was his excited reply. “Did you accidentally mix my outfits with the ones meant for your girlfriend?” Xue Ning asks flatly. “Of course not! I don’t have a girlfriend! All these are handpicked for you!” Jingwei exclaims. “You handpicked underwear for me?!” She squawks, face red. “We’re not that close!” “How can you say that? You’re practically my saviour! I owe you a life debt!” Jingwei argues. “Sexy underwear is the least you deserve!” “You’re giving your saviour underwear?” She asks incredulously in return. “Do you not find anything weird with this?” = This is an original work - do not steal! Cover is from Lia Audelia! =

A Scottish lad wakes up in the burning city of Fuyuki, all of humanity has been killed off. He now has the memories of another Scottish lad and all of his knowledge and power when it came to magecraft. Oh, and the soul Herakles residing in his own. Fucking Ainsworths. Fucking Shirou Emiya. Well, whatever - Nine Lives Bitchez. Insert Story. https://www.patreon.com/0Jordinio0 -Feel free to support me on Patreon.

The Three Realms. It is a place where numerous planes intersect, a place where many clans live and a place where a group of lords assemble. Heroes appear one by one through the course of time and they will all display a legend that others would desire as they pursue the road of being a ruler in this boundless world. In the Underworld that the Demons controls, thousands of fire blazes through the heavens. At the Upper Heaven, the might of the Godking is absolute. Inside the Human Realm, the power of the Five Overlords frightens the heaven and the earth. In the Northern Continent, a place where Magic is at its peak, the Black Snow Empire rules the continent. A girl from the Valentine Clan comes out, flapping her Wings of Flame, as she charges into the brilliant and diverse world. Just who can rule over their destiny of their path on becoming a Sovereign? In the Three Realms, many strive to become the True Sovereign. Soon, the world shall welcome the rise of a Sovereign! "Carrying the destiny of an Empress, will she become a benevolent ruler, or will the world tremble in fear under her feet?" - Author (ExaltedEmperor) “If the world refuses to accept me, then I shall rule the world." - Erza Valentine Note: Just like the MC, the story and my writing skill keep improving as the chapters passed by. Please give it a shot until it is around chapter 50 before deciding whether you like the story or not. I'm sure you won't be disappointed ;) **credit to WLOP for the cover** If you want me to put it down in the future, I'll do it. Cheers ;) Please check out my patreon in the link below: https://www.patreon.com/exaltedemperor Extra chapters and other bonuses are waiting you there to be found out :)