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How I got possessed by a barrel of porn

How I got possessed by a barrel of porn

A man is curses to wander with a barrel of adult comic books, soon he finds that he can help others with his companions abilities, a surprisingly wholesome tale. note, I tend to do shorter chapters, it's just how I'm used to doing them.
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36 Chs
Porn Stories [R-18]

Porn Stories [R-18]

Looking for intense, bold, and wild hentai stories? Tired of short, repetitive tales that leave you unsatisfied? Frustrated by the lack of variety or long, engaging narratives? Look no further! This novel, or a world of short stories, is designed to fulfill your most intense desires. You might just find yourself adding it to your library after a few chapters. Get ready to dive into a world of relentless, thrilling scenarios with plenty of fuck and sex to keep the excitement going. What you can expect: Bdsm, rough encounters, forceful sex, rape, torture sex, fantasy sex manipulation, threesomes, multiple partners, anal scenes, and much more, all exploring the boundaries of desire. Enjoy a collection of wild and intense short stories that are sure to capture your imagination.
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21 Chs
World of Martial Porn

World of Martial Porn

The Ancient Gods have awaken. The Jade Rod of the God of Fury Paoji Ba was stroken. The yin-yang balance was destroyed with yang no more. That's the moment where an Ancient God of mascullinity decided to restore the balance by summoning a savior - simple guy from Earth. As a bearer of the strongest in the world Power of Yang he will make a long journey to Heaven, on the Stairway to Gods.
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21 Chs
Phineas And Ferb

Phineas And Ferb

There's 104 days of summer vacation...
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2 Chs
Pumpkin Rolls and Porn Sounds

Pumpkin Rolls and Porn Sounds

Will Grant only attends the PFLAG meeting because his mother guilts him into it. But the instant he hears the night’s speaker, Will is glad he showed up. Joshua Rhinehardt is dynamic and engaging. Although Joshua isn’t physically Will’s type, Will can’t get the man out of his head.<br><br>Joshua may be comfortable in his own skin, but it isn’t often men like Will are attracted to him, and he's not comfortable changing for someone else. He wants to make a life with Will, but his own insecurities keep getting in the way.<br><br>Will’s unwavering acceptance helps Joshua see that when two people connect, physical appearance just might not matter at all.
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19 Chs
Porn Stories

Porn Stories

Various short sex stories taken from different sources, most don't belong to me but to their respective authors
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12 Chs
PORN ST@R

PORN ST@R

Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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10 Chs
PORN

PORN

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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4 Chs
PRINCE OF PORN

PRINCE OF PORN

this is not a man with system, not about cars ,or show offs this is about the sex life of a hotblooded college student if your soap is still in stock hop on for this lustful ride
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6 Chs
Phineas of the Melted Eyes

Phineas of the Melted Eyes

[For Writing Prompt Contest #274 - Cultivation] 18 year old Phineas is a peaceful and pathetic man who grows up under the harsh conditions of poverty inside a religious village. Bullied most of his life, he reconciled in his mother who told him, "Don't blame them for their behavior, they only know what they are taught." On one fateful day his village is attacked and subsequently destroyed by a rich noble for not paying taxes. The sole survivor of the ordeal is Phineas, who doesn't blame the noble for the destruction of his village, but rather blames the gods for teaching humans how to commit travesties. He curses the god his village worshipped, and disrespected her. In retaliation, she appears before him. However upon laying eyes on her, his eyes melted. So helplessly he wondered helping anyone and everyone that he came across, all the while he marches with blind rage. With a single goal in mind, to commit the worst travesty to all the Gods.
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6 Chs
Is 'Phineas and Ferb the True Story' an official part of the Phineas and Ferb franchise?
2 answers
2024-11-17 22:41
Maybe not. It could be a fan - created story that has gained some popularity, but not an official part of the franchise.
Is Phineas and Ferb a real story?
2 answers
2024-10-14 18:49
No, Phineas and Ferb is not a real story. It's an animated fictional show created for entertainment.
Is Phineas and Ferb a true story?
1 answer
2024-10-13 17:13
Definitely not a true story. Phineas and Ferb is full of imaginative and creative elements that couldn't happen in real life. It's all about having fun and adventures in a made-up world.
Who might be the main characters in 'Phineas and Ferb Ferb Gets Sick' fanfiction other than Phineas and Ferb?
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2024-11-04 10:05
Candace could be a main character. Since Ferb is sick, she might be in a bit of a dilemma. On one hand, she still has her urge to bust Phineas if he does something out of the ordinary while taking care of Ferb. But on the other hand, she also cares about her brother and might be more lenient or even helpful.
Is there any non - adult 'Phineas and Ferb' fanfic similar to 'phineas and ferb futa lemon fanfic'?
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2024-11-06 04:39
Yes, there are. Some fanfics might focus on the friendship between Phineas and Ferb, or their interactions with other characters like Perry the Platypus. For example, there could be stories about how they solve a mystery in the neighborhood together. You can also look for fan - created crossovers that combine 'Phineas and Ferb' with other family - friendly shows in a non - adult way.
Is there any appropriate Phineas and Ferb Phineas x Reader fanfic?
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2024-12-08 17:23
Yes, there are many appropriate Phineas and Ferb Phineas x Reader fanfics. These fanfics usually focus on the friendship or innocent adventures between Phineas and the reader - inserted character. You can find them on some well - known fanfic platforms by using relevant search terms and filtering out the inappropriate content.
Tell the story of Phineas and Isabella's love in Phineas and Ferb.
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2024-11-11 22:12
In 'Phineas and Ferb', Phineas and Isabella's love is a sweet and subtle story. Isabella clearly has a big crush on Phineas. She often tries to get his attention in cute ways, like when they are on their various adventures. Phineas, while not always fully aware of the depth of Isabella's feelings, really enjoys her company. Their relationship is part of the charm of the show, with little moments here and there that show their connection, like when they build things together or go on outings.
What is the real story of Ferb and Phineas?
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2024-12-13 16:26
The real story of Ferb and Phineas is about two step - brothers who have incredibly creative and adventurous summers. They come up with all sorts of wild and wacky inventions and projects in their backyard. For example, they built a roller coaster that goes all around their town. Their sister Candace is always trying to get them in trouble by showing their mom what they're doing, but somehow, things always seem to work out in the end.
What is the real story of Phineas and Ferb?
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2024-12-10 08:15
Well, the real story of Phineas and Ferb is set in a suburban neighborhood. Phineas is the optimistic and creative one, and Ferb is his more reserved but equally intelligent brother. They build things like roller coasters in their backyard out of seemingly ordinary materials. Their pet platypus Perry is actually a secret agent. And all through the show, they keep having these great adventures while Candace is constantly on the verge of getting them in trouble with their mom, which makes for a really fun and engaging story.
Is 'Phineas and Ferb' based on a true story?
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2024-12-08 15:18
No. The 'Phineas and Ferb' story is a work of fiction. It is designed to be a fun, light - hearted show for kids and families. The characters' activities such as constructing enormous roller coasters in their backyard overnight or having encounters with aliens are not things that occur in real life. It's all part of the creative and fictional world of the show.
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