bowling elves

*WARNING!!!* EXTREME LEVELS OF CULTURE!! *Lemons? - In excess!!!* *V's? - Of course yes!!* *Plot? - Divine!! [Stop right here cultured bros and sis. Hope you are skillful with holding your phone in one hand? Because I bet ya, you'll need to, lol]... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° "Put some pants on, your d**k is staring at me" the lady in white heavenly transparent attire said to Alex. Alex looked around trying to figure out if truly this was heaven and if he had died. He wasn't all too sad about it because at the end, if heaven had naked women walking around, then it did live up to the hype. "You are dead but it's a bit complicated. You see, I know a way you can go back, but I can't guarantee you'd get what you want. Do you want to go through with being reborn?" The lady with the alluring body said to Alex. With every word escaping her kissable lips, Alex listened with keen attention. Of course he would, for all he knew, he was basically staring at a god's pussy. That alone had beat all the accomplishments of his life time. "Yes, I'll do it," Alex agreed to being a subject of the lady's experiment knowing fully well it could be the end of him. ****** Alex Riley, a man in his late thirties whose life changed into a nightmare when he caught his wife cheating with his boss. Frustrated, Alex left his apartment but little did he know he was living his life behind as a terrible accident occurred that lead to his boss and wife dying. Alex is pinned down for the death of the two. Alex now having spent about a lifetime in prison finally decides to give into the charms of his prison Warden, Brenda. Brenda had chased Alex for years but finally, she got hold of him. Now engaged in the act with Brenda or as he was about to, Alex discovered Brenda might be too much for him. Alex died a pitiful and ridiculous death. His whole life ended in a flash as he found himself drifting away from Brenda's unrestrained bouncing on him. But second chance awaits Alex and he looks to make good use of it. Now reborn in a new world, Alex finds himself starting over. A new start..a very very different world from the one he knew before. However, Alex runs into the impossible; Alex finds himself in a squabble with a god, the lust god. And of course Alex was defeated but not just that. The lust got made Alex his herald. Now blessed with a system by the lust god, Alex is tasked with the heavy burden of collecting wives. #No Yuri #No NTR *WARNING!!!* THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN R18 SCENES, VULGAR WORLDS, SOME INSTANCES OF ABUSE AND A WHOLE LOT. IF THIS IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU AVOID IT. OTHERWISE, ENJOY!!!... Join the discord ... https://discord.gg/HK2h8R9skE Ig profile and link : @darkknight4266. https://instagram.com/darkknight4266?igshid=YWYwM2I1ZDdmOQ== NOTE :Not my cover...will.gladly take it down if owner wants

Jake wasn’t a saint—just a man who played the role people expected. A former athlete turned aimless drifter, he spent his days coasting and his nights as someone’s little secret, paid for services no one wanted to admit they needed. But one wrong move, one moment in the wrong place, and his life is over. When he wakes up, it’s not to the world he knew but to something out of a myth—a land ruled by powerful elven women, where men are nothing more than ancient legends. Now reborn as the child of a powerful princess, his existence is an anomaly—one even his own mother doesn’t understand. Fearing he may be some kind of curse, she keeps his identity a secret, shielding him from the world. Because in a world of only women… what happens when they find out what he really is? As Eren learns more about this world, he discovers he is linked to an ancient prophecy—one that speaks of uniting the seven tribes. To survive, he must rely on his wit, charm, and thirst for adventure, forging his own path to bring them together before the world tears itself apart. To do so, he must complete a ritual known as TUNA, with each queen and her commander, while facing the greatest enemy the kingdoms once fought before they were divided. ||||||||||| Note: Mc growth will be slow until chapter 18 *My first book and my entry into WSA! https://discord.gg/GVVFrzrP

Reincarnated into a world where everyone can become a Divine Being and build their own Divine Realm, Zhang Yi gains the ability to make his own choices at critical moments! 【Event】: The host's initial Divine Realm is currently forming in Subspace. Please choose the initial Divine Realm's terrain! 【Choice One】: Increase the land area. A very high probability that the Initial Race will be a land-based Race, a middle-class probability of Iron Ore resources appearing, and a small probability of Magic Resources appearing! 【Choice Two】: Increase the ocean area. A very high probability that the Initial Race will be an ocean-based Race, a middle-class probability of plant resources appearing, and a small probability of Magic Resources appearing! 【Choice Three】: Leave it alone. Let the Divine Realm evolve on its own; all outcomes will be random. Zhang Yi confirms Choice One, making the initial Divine Realm a landmass. Immediately after, the second choice appears, 【Event】: Please choose your Initial Race! 【Choice One】: Choose the Wood Elf as the Initial Race. 【Choice Two】: Choose the Stone Giant as the Initial Race. 【Choice Three】: Choose the Green-skinned Lizardman as the Initial Race. Starting with a continent, he chooses the Wood Elf, evolves the Wood Elves into Natural Elves, the Elf Ancient Tree into the World Tree, and unlocks infinite troop spawning! ......

Novel Status: Completed Celestial Elves, a race of Celestial beings, bargained with the world leaders of Earth to not destroy the planet if they could offer them an appreciable number of prisoners as compensation for not destroying their world. The leaders gathered around and agreed to their terms. After all, what could be better than such a deal. These were just a bunch of cutthroat criminals and misfits. A thorn to the society at large. The world leaders would be glad to let these bands of miscreants leave their homeland as soon as possible. And so a deal was struck with the Celestial beings, with the inhabitants of the world at large oblivious to this knowledge except for the world leaders of course. A total of 80,000 criminals charged with a death sentence would be enough to placate the Celestials urge for destruction. And here’s where our protagonist comes into play. Ace Tempest, an eighteen year old undergraduate, was incarcerated for the murder of his father who in turn was at fault for the domestic violence he implements while at home.  Thrown into a prison facility just like the rest of the criminals, Ace had no choice but to take part in this survival game where players who suffered in-game deaths would surely follow a similar fate in real life. But that wasn't all, since the players were in another world, the inhabitants of Earth had already forgotten the players even existed. Now what will he do since both his mother and sister had forgotten all about him? Will he strive to win the 1,000,000,000 dollar reward or will something totally unexpected occur to him in the game. If you don't wanna miss it then come and join the fun. Thanks. [[ Warning!! Contains Mature Content and Gore.]] Please, all events that occurred in this novel is completely fictional. Any name or event that may or might have occurred in real life is completely coincidental. Moreover the Earth here isn't the real one but more like a parallel world.  Warning!! No incest or something related to it here.  More Warning!!:- English isn't my native language so please try to understand that some words may sound weird but I'll try my best to keep it at a minimum.  WHAT TO EXPECT: Insane skill leveling system-- Weak to strong protagonist-- Crafting abilities-- Action -- Adventure --Comedy (this is a big lie, I suck at this) -- Slice of life -- Romance (Another lie!! I'm not really good at this. Don't believe this tag!!) --No Harem --Handsome and Hard-working Protagonist -- Beautiful and strong female lead -- Wanted Protagonist and players -- God-like- beings -- Mutants -- Zombies -- Heartwarming -- Mermaids -- Cute Little Daughter -- Expect the Unexpected.  What?! You wanted more? Then read the novel. Release rate- One chapter per day of between 1.1k - 1.3k words. PS:- The novel cover doesn’t belong to me. If you’re the owner and you want me to remove it, just let me know. Thanks.

Synopsis: My life was ruined in a single second. One second where I, Lana Renata, just wanted to step outside for a moment. One second where I slipped… on cat poop. And in the next second, I woke up in a world I didn’t recognize. I thought it was a dream—until I saw corpses everywhere. Elves, werewolves, and other creatures lay covered in blood. Before I could scream or run, two long-haired white elves grabbed my hands and dragged me to the wedding altar, their swords still dripping with blood. WAIT! NO!... I DON’T WANT THIS!... Hello, everyone! This book is participating in WSA 2025! Your support means a lot, so I truly appreciate it. Thank you! ((Support me and follow me on X and Instagram at 'Delilad Trenna'!))

When monsters from another dimension overrun Earth, humanity strikes a desperate deal with a mysterious alien force. In exchange for salvation, Earth’s youth are transported to alien worlds to train as warriors—but the true cost of this pact remains unknown. Chase, Kellie, Arthur, Belinda and Selena, five teenagers shaped by the chaos, embark on a perilous journey to grow stronger, conquer monsters, and unlock the power of their unique bloodlines. As Chase rises, his charisma and strength attract powerful allies—and lovers—from across worlds, forming a harem of beautiful and voluptuous women from different races. Faced with relentless dangers and a looming cosmic threat, they must uncover the truth behind humanity’s deal and fight to secure a future for all. Will their bonds and newfound strength be enough to overcome the darkness ahead? MC is not a mindless idiot controlled by his dick so don't expect him to have sex with all the women he meets. Although there will be sex scenes, this novel is not a porn novel, I intend to focus on the storyline. NOTICE!!! Thank you for your support and feedback! After careful consideration, I’ve revised the story starting from Chapter 25 due to errors and inconsistencies. To align better with the new direction, please skip directly to Chapter 72. Your patience and understanding mean everything—thank you for being part of this journey! Check out my other novel - Lord Of Harem Remember After Reading Chapter 25 Skip to 72

A young elf princess struggling for acceptance to prove that she is worthy of the crown.

After spending seven hundred years locked away to study all the magic in the world, Alaric, an elf finally comes out of hiding with the determination to defeat the Demon King. However, as soon as he came out, he was shocked by the fact that the Demon King had been defeated fifty years ago. With his old goals no longer relevant, Alaric begins a new journey to find the meaning of his life in a world that is now at peace. His adventures take him to new cities, villages and places full of challenges, missions and unexpected surprises. Through this journey, Alaric learns that life is not only about power and big goals, but also about finding happiness in small and simple things.

Almost three decades of drought transformed the Elven empire from a once mighty and feared power into a shell of its former self. The source of the drought was thought to be a curse- a blight upon their land that turned their soil into dust. Eventually, the Kingdom of Men took advantage of their neighbor's weakened state and invaded the elven lands, ransacking what was left of their villages. The remaining elves were forced into servitude and ordered to take care of the people who stole what was once theirs. Nico Holcomb is among them. What little magic he once had dwindled over time, diminished from being away from his homeland and shackled in chains. His only reprieve from his suffering is when he cares for the princess. She's sweet and affectionate and has taken a special liking to him. Over time, he develops reciprocated feelings for her, and he begins to believe she may help his people when she is queen. But his hopes are shattered when the king catches him in bed with the princess, and she accuses him of assault. The king then exiles him to the land beyond the walls. Nico travels for what feels like days, though it's only been a couple of hours; he sits on a tree stump to rest, only for the stump to start shining and shaking. Light beams travel through the roots of the ground like glowing veins. Figures emerge and he braces for the worst but looks up to see an old man with pointed ears. "Welcome young one to the Revolution. This was our home, and we're going to take back what is rightfully ours."

The War of Shadows For a thousand years, the elves of Eldarín have lived in radiant peace beneath the light of the Great Tree—untouchable, eternal, pure. But now, their world is unraveling. On the eastern border, patrols vanish without a trace. Cities fall to silence. And where elves once stood, only cold ash remains. Worse still, their magic—their very connection to light—is failing. Arrows blessed by ancient song shatter midair. Healing wards crumble at a glance. And the enemy they face is unlike any orc horde from legend: silent, unified, and marked with glowing runes that drink elven power like water. As fear spreads through the Five Great Cities, the kingdom must choose: cling to the purity that defined them for centuries… or reach into the shadows for a power older than memory—one that could save them… or erase them entirely. At the heart of this choice stands a warrior bound by honor, a scholar who reads truth in forgotten tongues, and a prince who dares to question everything his people hold sacred. They are not fighting just to survive. They are fighting to decide what kind of world deserves to survive. In a realm where light has always been enough, the first shadow may be the hardest to face.