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Loved By An Older Man

Loved By An Older Man

The betrothal gift is two million bucks, not a single cent less. Jiang Yu is already eighteen years old and can get married now. Send the money to my card, and this matter is settled!" Jiang Yu looked at her mother, who was talking non-stop on the negotiation table. She watched as her mother named her price as she sold Jiang Yu. Jiang Yu could not believe it. Eighteen years ago, they brought the wrong baby home from the hospital, and Jiang Yu, the real daughter of a wealthy family, ended up in an orphanage until a year ago. Jiang Ran, the fake daughter of the Jiang family, grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth. With superior resources since she was young, she was more outstanding than Jiang Yu in every aspect and became the pride of the Jiang family. Jiang Yu, who wandered most of her time in the outside world, was nothing but a country bumpkin who made her mother a laughing stock in the socialite circle. However, Jiang Yu had no idea how great her mother's hatred for her was. On the day she turned eighteen, her mother 'sold' her with a named price. Jiang Yu said, "If you want to marry your daughter to someone else, it should be Jiang Ran. I'm your real daughter. You're the one who mistakenly brought Jiang Ran home!" Her mother replied, "Shut up. I wish I hadn't given birth to you. You've brought nothing but shame to me!" Jiang Ran said, "Big Sis, everything Mom does is for your own good. Don't blame Mom." Her mother said, "I'm convinced she's nothing but a debt collector who's come to me to collect her debts! Either you give me two million bucks, or you get married obediently!" Jiang Yu left home in despair. By a freak combination of factors, she found herself accidentally marrying a Mr. CEO. From then on, the thirty-year-old man pampered his eighteen-year-old wife to the heavens. The little girl said, "Mister, someone bullied your wife!" The man, "Which incompetent fool is so blind that he dares to bully you?"
3.9
1518 Chs
Transmigrated as the Ex-Wife of a Heroic Man

Transmigrated as the Ex-Wife of a Heroic Man

Su Wen read a popular period novel about a heroic man who was tough, gave women a sense of security, and was also somewhat cunning and flirty. He was exactly the kind of man she liked. Hence, she paid one million in subscription fees and transmigrated as the male lead's terrible ex-wife. In the novel, the original host was someone who waited at home for love to come knocking on the door. Although she never thought about starting a family, she was a hopeless romantic. Even when the male lead, Jin Datui, eventually showed up, she was persuaded by the sly female lead to fall for a jerk in the nearby village. After Su Wen transmigrated into the novel, she clung to Jin Datui. She worked hard to go from rags to riches. In the end, her younger sisters all became jealous. They cried about wanting to meet a man by waiting at home, just like she did. They even claimed they would name their children with her surname if they had children. Hence, Su Wen began choosing suitable husbands for her sisters. All the candidates were handsome, talented, and well-built. They all came from influential families too. It was so hard to choose! A certain someone, who felt neglected in the corner, pinned her against the door. "Are they as handsome as I am? Are they as well-built as I am? Are their families as influential as mine?" "But... They're my sisters' potential husbands," Su Wen said. "I belong to you. You can have my savings and even my life," he replied. Su Wen woke up the next day to find twenty bank books by her side. She became deep in thought...
4.5
1378 Chs
What are the top stories in pun?
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2024-12-13 20:16
Since I don't have a clear definition of 'pun' here. In a place named 'pun' (assuming it's a location), top stories could range from political developments if it has its own local governance. It might also include environmental initiatives like a new park being built or a conservation project. There could be stories of individuals doing extraordinary things like an artist creating a large - scale public art piece that has attracted a lot of attention, or a young entrepreneur starting a successful business from scratch.
What makes a pun story the best?
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2024-11-20 22:02
A great pun story often has a clever play on words. For example, if it's a story about a librarian, and the librarian says 'I'm always shelfish (selfish) when it comes to books', the pun on'shelfish' which combines'shelf' and'selfish' is really smart. It catches you off - guard and makes you laugh.
What are the characteristics of the best pun stories?
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2024-11-17 06:57
They often play with words' multiple meanings. For example, in the pun 'I used to be a baker but I couldn't make enough dough', 'dough' has two meanings - the stuff you use to make bread and money. This kind of wordplay makes the story funny.
What is 'pun world novel' about?
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2024-11-13 09:14
Well, without more context, it's difficult to say precisely. It might be a novel set in a world where puns are a key part of the culture. For example, the characters' names, the places, and the events could all be related to puns. It could also be a novel that uses puns to create humor or to convey deeper meanings in a unique way.
What is the 'big pun death story'?
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2024-11-12 01:44
Big Pun's death story is quite sad. He was one of the prominent figures in the rap scene. His large body size was something that was always associated with him. This, along with other factors, put a strain on his heart. On that fateful day in February 2000, his heart couldn't take it anymore and he succumbed to a heart attack followed by respiratory failure. His death left a void in the hip - hop community. His music, which was a blend of great lyricism and unique beats, still has a huge influence on modern rap today.
Tell me a funny pun story.
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2024-11-11 14:23
Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. The pun is on the phrase 'turn into'. Usually, it means transform magically, but here it's used literally as in making a turn to enter a store.
What are the characteristics of funny pun stories?
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2024-11-11 13:58
One characteristic is the use of homophones. For example, like in the pun 'The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work'. 'Behind' has two meanings here - the physical location and being late. Homophones create that double - meaning that is so crucial for puns.
What are the characteristics of good pun stories?
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2024-11-08 21:11
Good pun stories often play with words in unexpected ways. For example, they use homophones or words with double meanings to create a humorous effect. Like in the pun 'I used to be a banker, but I lost interest'. Here, 'interest' has two meanings - financial interest and being interested in something.
What are the characteristics of long pun stories?
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2024-11-08 05:01
Long pun stories often have multiple layers of wordplay. They might start with a simple pun and then build on it. For example, a story could begin with a pun on a common phrase like 'break a leg' and then as the story progresses, it could introduce more puns related to the theater or performance, like 'curtain call' being used in a different, punny context.
Tell me the Big Pun Life Story.
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2024-11-28 12:55
Big Pun was a highly influential rapper. He had a tough upbringing in the Bronx. His music was known for its complex wordplay and vivid storytelling. He was one of the first Latino rappers to gain significant mainstream success. His debut album 'Capital Punishment' was a huge hit, filled with tracks that showcased his lyrical prowess. Unfortunately, his life was cut short due to health issues, but his impact on the rap genre lives on.
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