What are some of the most memorable funny dollar store stories?

There was a time when a customer thought a scope was a camera attachment for the gun. He asked if he could take pictures with it. The store owner had to explain the real purpose of a scope. It was hilarious.

One funny story was when a customer tried to return a CD that was clearly scratched because his cat had used it as a scratching post. He expected a full refund! Another time, a singer - songwriter came into the store to perform a few songs for promotion. But his guitar strap broke in the middle of the performance and he ended up chasing his guitar around the store while still trying to sing. Hilarious.

There was a time when a large dog in a pet store decided to lie down right in the middle of the aisle, blocking everyone's way. But it was so big and so comfortable there that it refused to move. The store employees had to offer it treats to get it to budge. It was a comical situation as customers were trying to step over it carefully.

Sure. Once I went to the dollar store and saw a really strange looking keychain. It was shaped like a tiny toilet. I couldn't help but laugh and bought it as a gag gift for my friend. He thought it was hilarious.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

One memorable story is about a gangsterbb called Max. He was in a 'negotiation' with another gang. He was trying to act all tough and intimidating. But his pants accidentally split right in the middle of the meeting. Everyone burst out laughing, and the tense situation turned into a comedy. He was so embarrassed that he just ran away. It was really funny how something so unexpected could completely change the mood.

One funny story is about a tenant who painted the entire apartment bright pink without permission. When the landlord saw it, his face was priceless. He immediately evicted the tenant. Another time, a tenant filled the bathtub with live fish and was using it as a makeshift fishpond. The landlord walked in and couldn't believe his eyes. That led to an eviction too.