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Share some funny husband pregnancy stories.

2024-10-30 18:43
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One funny story is that a husband was so excited about his wife's pregnancy that he started practicing diaper changing on their pet dog. He would put a tiny diaper on the dog and try different folding techniques, much to the amusement of his wife and the confusion of the dog.

There was a husband who went to the grocery store to buy pregnancy cravings food for his wife. He got so carried away with all the strange combinations she wanted that he ended up buying things like pickles and ice cream. But on the way back, he accidentally dropped the ice cream and was seen by his neighbors trying to salvage it in a very comical way.

A husband decided to document his wife's pregnancy journey in a very unique way. He made a video diary but instead of just focusing on her, he also included his own 'pregnancy symptoms'. He would pretend to have cravings at the same time as his wife and would even hold his belly and waddle around the house like he was also pregnant, which made everyone laugh.

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
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Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Wen Xuxu is a tenacious, talented, smart and brave woman who was fostered by the Yan family at the age of four when she lost both her parents. Brought up to be the successor of a huge conglomerate, Yan Rusheng is an aloof, intelligent and arrogant man who is the most sought-after bachelor in the capital city. Despite growing up together, both of them seem to treat each other as an eyesore. She labels him as a jerk and womanizer while in his eyes, she is a shrew. Over time, they fall for each other, but they continue to conceal their feelings for each other. By a twist of fate, they are forced into a marriage. And unknown to everyone else and Yan Rusheng, she has harbored a deep secret for many years… Keywords: Childhood sweetheart, Womanizer, Aloof, Soulmates, Forced marriage, Orphan, Secretary Sugary Scene: Suddenly, Wen Xuxu stretched her hand to clutch his wrist and pulled him forcefully. Yan Rusheng was caught off guard and he lost his footing. He fell on the bed and then his breathing became sluggish. Young Master Yan was afraid that he might lose control of himself and do something to Wen Xuxu... the woman he loathed. So he hastily raised his head. But he had barely moved away when Wen Xuxu stretched out her hands and put them around his neck. "Don't leave." We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/elitedotingmarriage We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Share some funny emotional pregnancy stories.

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2024-10-30 14:16

A pregnant friend of mine was trying to paint the nursery. She was so emotional about getting the color just right. But every time she painted a wall, she would start crying because she thought it didn't look good enough. In the end, she ended up with a beautiful nursery after many emotional breakdowns and paint jobs. And now it's a really cute story to tell.

Can you share some funny pregnancy stories?

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2024-11-12 13:18

There was a pregnant lady who went to the grocery store. As she walked down the aisle, she suddenly started laughing uncontrollably. When her friend asked what was so funny, she said the baby just kicked in a way that it felt like a little alien was doing somersaults in her belly. She said it was the strangest and funniest feeling ever. And she kept laughing all the way through the store.

Share some funny husband kink stories.

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2024-12-11 23:27

Well, one story could be that a husband had a kink for wearing his wife's apron while cooking. It was really funny because it was a frilly, pink apron. Every time he cooked, he'd put it on and do a little dance in the kitchen, making his wife laugh.

Share some funny husband labor stories.

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2024-11-11 21:18

Once, my husband decided to paint the living room. He got more paint on himself than on the walls. His face was covered in splotches of different colors, looking like a modern art piece. It was hilarious.

Can you share some funny pregnancy reveal stories?

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2024-12-01 07:21

Well, there was this couple who had a dog. They dressed the dog in a little shirt that said 'I'm going to be a big brother' and took a picture of it. Then they sent that picture to their close friends and family in a group chat. Everyone was so confused at first and then the excitement hit when they realized what it meant. It was a very light - hearted and fun way to share the news.

Can you share some funny pregnancy announcement stories?

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2024-11-22 08:05

Sure. One couple made a pregnancy announcement by dressing up their dog in a shirt that said 'I'm going to be a big brother'. Another family took a photo of the mom - to - be holding a bun in the oven (literally a bun in a baking pan). And there was a couple who sent out Christmas cards with a sonogram picture and the caption 'The best gift is on the way'.

Can you share some funny pregnancy food stories?

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2024-11-19 17:14

Well, my sister was pregnant and she developed a love for peanut butter and onions sandwiches. It sounds disgusting, but she said the combination of the nutty flavor of the peanut butter and the sharpness of the onions was just what she wanted. She would make it almost every day.

Can you share some funny pregnancy crying stories?

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2024-11-06 20:25

A pregnant friend of mine cried when she saw a cute baby commercial on TV. She said it just made her so emotional thinking about her own baby coming soon. She was in floods of tears while trying to explain to her husband why she was crying over a simple ad.

Can you share some funny husband stories?

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2024-11-28 01:46

Well, my husband thought he could fix the leaky faucet by himself. He got all the tools out and started tinkering. Before long, water was spraying everywhere! He just stood there looking like a drenched puppy, it was hilarious.

Can you share some of the best funny pregnancy announcement stories?

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2024-11-27 01:04

Sure. One couple announced their pregnancy by creating a fake movie poster. They had their pictures on it, looking all goofy, and the title was something like 'The Baby Adventure Begins'. It was really creative and funny. Everyone loved it.

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