What are the best funny hilarious stories you know?

In a rather comical best man story, the best man recounted how the groom got lost on his way to his own proposal. He had planned this elaborate proposal at a beautiful park, but took a wrong turn and ended up in a completely different part of town. By the time he finally reached the park, his now - wife - to - be was about to leave. But he still managed to pull off the proposal in a very flustered state. The best man's animated retelling of this story had everyone laughing.

One funny story is when the best man was supposed to hold the rings. He had this little box in his pocket. Right before the ceremony, he went to the bathroom. And as he was pulling his pants up, the box flew out and landed in the toilet! He had to fish it out super quickly and wash it off. Everyone was laughing when they found out later.

One of the hilarious Tumblr stories is about a girl who thought she could tame a squirrel. She started leaving food out for it every day. Eventually, the squirrel got so used to her that it would climb onto her shoulder. But one day, it found a nut in her hair and started pulling at it to get the nut out, causing a big mess.

One of the most hilarious Shaq stories is when he was on a talk show and tried to fit into a small chair. His large frame made it look like he was sitting on a toy chair and he just laughed it off.

There was this inexperienced girl at a dance class. When the instructor told her to do a simple spin, she spun so fast that she lost her balance and landed on a pile of cushions. Everyone in the class burst out laughing, including herself. It was a really comical moment.

A really funny story is about an elephant. It walked right up to a safari jeep, and then it started spraying water from its trunk all over the passengers. They were soaked but couldn't stop laughing.

There's this story where a dog owner let his dog run wild in the neighbor's garden. As repentance, he dressed up his dog as a little gardener, complete with a tiny hoe and watering can, and took a photo of the dog 'working' in the garden and sent it to the neighbor with an apology note. It was really funny and the neighbor forgave him easily.

A rather humorous story involves a man who called 911 because he was locked out of his house in his underwear. He thought it was an emergency situation. The operator tried not to laugh while guiding him to find a way to get help from a neighbor or a locksmith. There was also a call from a lady who thought there was a ghost in her attic. After some investigation, it was just a creaky old house. The operator had to comfort her and explain the situation.

One time, the groom got so nervous right before the wedding that he accidentally put his shoes on the wrong feet. The best man noticed just in time and they had a good laugh while fixing it.

Well, in another wedding I attended, the best man shared that the groom had planned a big romantic gesture for his bride - a picnic by the lake. But he forgot to check the weather and it rained cats and dogs. They ended up huddled under a tiny umbrella, eating soggy sandwiches, but they still had a great time. It was a really funny and sweet story.