Absinthe Funny Stories: What Are the Most Amusing Absinthe - Related Incidents?

One funny absinthe story is about an artist who claimed that absinthe gave his paintings a wild, otherworldly quality. He would drink a glass before starting a new piece and end up with the most outlandish color combinations and shapes. It was like the absinthe unlocked a creative chaos in his mind.

One funny absinthe story is about an artist who claimed that absinthe inspired his wildest and most creative works. He would sit in his studio, sipping absinthe, and suddenly get these amazing ideas for his paintings. It was like the absinthe unlocked a different part of his mind.

Back in the 19th century, there was a story of a traveling salesman who tried absinthe for the first time in a small French town. He was so unprepared for the strong taste that he spat it out right away, much to the amusement of the locals. It became a running joke in the town for weeks.

A colleague of mine had a Doordash order for some Chinese food. The driver got to the wrong building first and ended up at a dentist's office. The dentist's receptionist called my colleague to say there was a confused Doordash driver with her food at their place. By the time the driver finally reached my colleague, he was red - faced but also laughing. It was quite a story that spread around our office and always makes us laugh when we think about it.

Some are based on facts. The effects of high - thujone absinthe on the body were real in the past. People did suffer from health issues like seizures which were attributed to it. So not all are myths.

Well, in some absinthe horror stories, people reported serious health problems. It's said that over - consumption of absinthe in the past led to things like nerve damage and mental instability. There were cases where people's behavior became erratic, they had tremors, and their cognitive functions seemed to decline. This was likely due to the high levels of thujone in some absinthe products back then. However, modern absinthe is usually regulated to have much lower thujone levels.

At a Good Friday gathering, a family brought their pet parrot along. During the prayer time, the parrot started repeating some of the words in a really funny voice. It was completely unexpected and had everyone in stitches. The parrot then started singing a little jingle it had learned which was completely out of place but so hilarious. It made the Good Friday event much more memorable for all those present.

Well, an army veteran once shared that during a parade, his uniform hat was a bit too big. As they were marching, it kept slipping down over his eyes. He had to keep adjusting it while trying to maintain his composure and march in step. His fellow soldiers couldn't stop giggling at his struggle.

A just married pair was driving to their new home. Along the way, they got a flat tire. While the husband was trying to change the tire, the wife accidentally let go of the jack too early, and the car dropped a little. Thankfully, no one was hurt, and they both ended up laughing hysterically at the whole situation. It was a chaotic but funny start to their married life.

The octopus would change colors depending on its mood. One time it turned bright red when I was late to feed it. It was like it was angry and showing it off in a really funny way.