What are some funny relationship short stories about best friends?

One time, my best friend and I went to a costume party. He thought he was being really original with his 'ninja turtle' costume, but when we got there, there were at least five other people with the same costume. The look on his face was priceless.

My two friends bet on who could eat the spiciest wings in a local restaurant. They both underestimated the heat level. Their faces were red, they were sweating buckets, and they were gulping down water like crazy. It was so funny to watch.

One time my best friend and I were at a zoo. He was trying to take a selfie with a camel and the camel suddenly licked his face right when he took the photo. It was hilarious, his face was all slobbery and he had this shocked expression.

There's this story. A man was driving and his wife called, 'Honey, there's a cop car behind us with its lights on.' The man said, 'I'm speeding up to lose him.' After a while, the wife said, 'He's still behind us.' The man replied, 'I'll take the next exit.' A few minutes later, the wife said, 'We lost him.' The man said, 'Yeah, and we're lost too.' Also, a mouse was working on a computer. When another mouse asked what he was doing, he said, 'I'm making a movie about cats so they will know how we feel.'

Another story could be that two best friends decide to go on a road trip together. Along the way, they have adventures like getting lost in a small town but then finding a really cool local diner with amazing food. They share a lot of laughs and make memories that strengthen their friendship.

The best short funny stories often have an unexpected twist. For example, there was a farmer who named his pet rooster Robinson. One day he went to town and left Robinson in charge of the farm. When he got back, all the animals were dead. He asked Robinson what happened. Robinson said, 'I don't know. There was a big storm and I hid in the barn.' The farmer said, 'You're supposed to protect the animals!' Robinson replied, 'I'm a rooster, not a security guard!' Another story is about a group of pirates. The captain says, 'We need to find a new flag for our ship.' One of the pirates says, 'How about a skull and crossbones?' The captain says, 'Nah, that's too cliché. Let's go with a picture of a kitten.' The pirates were all confused but they went with it. Then there is the story of a man who is trying to sell his old car. A buyer comes and asks, 'Does it have air - conditioning?' The man says, 'No, but you can roll down the window really fast and get the same effect.'

My best friend once put salt in the sugar bowl when we were having a party at my place. Everyone's coffee and tea tasted really strange that day. It was a simple but really funny prank.

There are many kinds of stories about best friends. For example, they might go on an adventure together, like hiking in the mountains and facing challenges along the way. They could also support each other during tough times, such as when one is having problems at school or work. Another type of story could be about how they share their secrets and dreams with one another.

One story could be about two best friends who own a horse together. They take turns caring for it, like grooming it every day. They also go on long rides in the countryside, sharing their secrets and dreams during those rides.

One funny story could be when two friends met by accidentally bumping into each other at a costume party and ended up wearing matching outfits.