One really funny KSP story involved a player who was attempting to do a spacewalk. They carefully planned everything, but when they exited the spacecraft, they accidentally hit the thruster controls and went flying off into space. They were screaming for help while their crewmates were trying to figure out how to rescue them. It was a chaotic and hilarious situation. Also, there was a player who built a space station that was so unbalanced that it kept tilting and eventually fell apart. It was like watching a wobbly tower of blocks collapse.
A memorable KSP funny story is when a player made a huge rocket that looked like a monstrosity. They were so proud of it until they launched and it exploded within seconds. The shock on their face must have been priceless. Another one is about a player trying to land on Duna but miscalculated and landed in the middle of a sandstorm. Their spacecraft was being tossed around like a toy. It was really funny to see their panicked attempts to regain control.
In KSP, I heard about a player who wanted to create a base on the Mun. They brought all kinds of parts and carefully assembled them on the surface. But then, when they tried to enter the base, they found out they had placed the airlock door facing the wrong way. So they had to disassemble part of the base just to fix that simple yet very funny mistake. It took them a long time to finally get inside their own base.
In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.
One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.
Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.
The one where a cat got stuck in a box and thought it was being sneaky while everyone could see it. It was quite funny.
A steward in a small town library had an interesting incident. He was shelving books when he accidentally knocked over a whole stack of large, heavy books. The noise was so loud that it startled everyone in the library. He then slipped on one of the fallen books and landed in a rather ungraceful heap. Everyone had a good laugh, and he later joked about how the books were trying to keep him from working too hard.
A memorable one is when a Winston player went into his Primal Rage form at the wrong time. He thought the enemy team was about to attack, but they were actually retreating. So he ended up chasing after their backs, growling and swinging his arms, looking really silly as they just ran away from him without any real fight.
One memorable story is about a cattle rancher who found a koala sitting on one of his cows. The koala seemed to be enjoying the ride as the cow grazed. Another is when a group of miners in the outback witnessed a family of wombats digging a hole right next to their mining site. The wombats were so determined and didn't seem to care about the miners at all. It was hilarious.
A memorable one was when a guy thought he could talk to animals after having 4 Loko. He was in the park and started having a full - on conversation with a squirrel, believing that the squirrel was answering him back. His friends recorded it and it became a really funny video to look back on.
One story that stands out is about a newbie player who joined a high - level match by mistake. He had no idea what was going on and started building random structures all over the place. His opponents were so confused at first but then found it really funny. They even gave him some tips in the end instead of just crushing him.