Create a funny short story about a talking cat.
There was a cat named Whiskers who could talk. One day, he walked into a dog's house. The dog was shocked. Whiskers said, 'I'm just here to borrow some kibble.' The dog growled, 'This is my house, cat!' Whiskers replied, 'Well, your house has a nice smell. I might just stay.' The dog chased him around the living room. Whiskers kept taunting the dog, 'You can't catch me, slowpoke!' Finally, the dog gave up and Whiskers strutted out with a piece of kibble in his mouth, feeling very proud of himself.
The talking cat, named Mittens, had a strange habit. It loved to sing opera in the middle of the night. One night, it climbed onto the roof and started singing at the top of its lungs. All the other animals in the neighborhood woke up. A group of birds flew over and started chirping angrily. Mittens just looked at them and said, 'You don't appreciate true art.' Then it continued singing. A dog howled along, thinking it was some new kind of game. The whole neighborhood was in chaos because of this opera - singing cat.
