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" The Onmyoji from the moment I became the Son of God " is a light novel by the author, Her Highness Yoko. It is a derivative Doujinshi novel. The general plot of this novel is as follows: I was the Son of God Long An. I could speak at the age of one. At the age of two, I was as fast as a feather. I had a pair of eyes that could see through everything in the world. After that, legends about me began to spread like wildfire in the vicinity. After more than twenty years, I felt bored with the life in the temple, so I decided to go down the mountain to eliminate demons and protect the Dao. However, just as I descended the mountain, Orochi, who had been dead for nearly a hundred years, suddenly resurrected. Of course, I didn't know about it at first. No one knew what had happened to the infamous Yamata no Orochi over the past hundred years, nor did anyone know how he had been resurrected. However, there was one thing that everyone knew, and that was that the Heian Capital Era, where Onmyoji and demons coexisted, would soon become completely unstable because of the resurrection of this ancient evil god. ---------------------------- Tokyo Yin-Yang Record was a mystery novel written by the author, Nan Xing. The general plot of the novel was: All kinds of Tao are destroyed, but the truth of yin and yang exists forever. What kind of story would the onmyoji that descended into the world unfold in the present world… ---------------------------- " My Years as a Yin Yang Gu Master " was a suspense novel written by the author, Night and the Strange World. The general plot of this novel was: I was born into a grave robbing family, and the first thing I came into contact with wasn't that terrifying voodoo. My father and grandfather are both orthodox Daoist disciples of Mount Longhu. But that day, a beautiful woman suddenly barged into my house and disrupted my grandfather's funeral. From then on, I formed an indissolvable bond with Gu. Everything seemed to have been destined. Many experts have also asserted to me that there are no more than two endings for me. One was death! One was worse than death! But I really want to live happily, what should I do? ---------------------------- " Reborn Salted Fish Onmyoji " was a light novel written by the author, Hong Yeye. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: He was reborn. Lin Qian became Yoshihara Lin Qian. From a programmer to a Yin-Yang Master. Onmyoji? What the hell? Sorry, I want salted fish... ---------------------------- The Great Onmyoji Summoning System was a sci-fi novel written by Don't You Think I'm White. The general plot of the novel was: This was the story of a " plain-looking " Onmyoji who was occasionally a little shrewd as he dominated a parallel world… Original plot, please look forward to it. P.S. Semi-invincible novel. Borrowing some of the settings of Onmyoji, readers who have never played the game can understand it. [Fan group created: 924138611, welcome to complain.] ---------------------------- " Onmyoji's Style, God Don't Cry " was a light novel by the author, Inksnow 22. The general plot of this novel was: The island does not know fire, the big river is drunk, the mysterious demon Tamamo Mae, the violent grass father, the sleeping girl in the bamboo, the bird who is obsessed with stealing children, the Inari God, the ghost of Rashomon, Ishiki, the painful but bright Zashiki boy…There are many more, we care about them, and they have spent so much effort to raise them…Friends who like Onmyoji, let us pick up the stories about them together. ---------------------------- Master Immortal was a fantasy novel written by the author, Little Overlord XX. The general plot of the novel was: After being reborn, a good-for-nothing was still a good-for-nothing. Relying on a cultivation technique left behind by his father that had been studied countless times, he finally obtained a new life. After experiencing the Thousand Tribulations, the imagined path of finding his relatives became more and more complicated and treacherous, because he had long been swept into the abyss… ---------------------------- " She Who Only Wanted to Revive Her Senior Brother Is Reborn " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Darknorth Extreme Abyss. The general plot of this novel was: Li Yan wanted to revive his senior brother, but he did not expect to return to the day when everything changed. She didn't want much from the beginning. He only wanted his senior brother to live well. However, this was a very difficult task… ---------------------------- " Bringing Beauty Back: The Genius Illusionist " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author Shu Yang. The general plot of this novel was: The overlord of a region had actually been reborn as a good-for-nothing and was forced to leave home. This was a new beginning for her. He accidentally fused with a mysterious demonic flower, and from then on, his magnificence was revealed. He cultivated spiritual power, refined spiritual pills, and obtained demonic beasts. On the day I return to my home, those who once looked down on me, I will blind your dog eyes; those who once called me trash, I will let you be trampled under the feet of trash; those who once owed me, I will make them pay back double. Those who have always loved me and protected me, I also repay them with sincerity. He wanted to see how a former expert would walk step by step towards the peak of cultivation and achieve the supreme realm after becoming a good-for-nothing. ---------------------------- The book," Where Are We Going, Master " was written by the author, Feng Wanqing. It was a fantasy romance novel. The general plot of this novel was: In order to help her master save people, she transmigrated to different space-time to find the opportunity of the five spirits. In her previous life, she had met all kinds of beautiful men: the affectionate prince, the proud leader of the hundred ghosts, the elegant Yin-Yang Master, the sinister young master of the demon race, and so on. It was not until she met him when she reincarnated and married the princess. After a few rounds of mutual harm, she began a new journey of transmigration. However, their fates had unknowingly formed an unbreakable bond. The pursuit of three lifetimes and two lifetimes, could the shackles of fate be unlocked?

There are many popular youth literature works at the moment. The following are some of them: The original novel of the movie "To Our Lost Youth" described the stories of high school, including love, friendship, and youth. [2]"How Many Flowers Have Fallen in My Dreams"-The novel "How Many Flowers Have Fallen in My Dreams" was adapted into a movie of the same name. It was about the female lead, Su Ming's experiences growing up and his love story during his high school days. 3 "Those Girls"-The novel "Those Girls" tells the story of a group of young people in high school, including love, friendship, growth and so on. 4 " Tiny Times " series-The " Tiny Times " series of novels was created by Guo Jingming, which depicted the lives and love stories of high school students as the protagonists. The Best of Us-The novel The Best of Us tells the story of high school, including love, friendship, growth, etc. It is a popular youth literature work in recent years. These are some of the more popular youth literature works, of course, there are many other excellent works that readers can choose according to their interests and preferences.

To Live was a novel, not a prose. A novel is a literary work that focuses on narrating a story, while prose focuses more on the description of details and scenery.

😋I recommend the following books to you, all of which are good books to pass the time on the train: 1. <<Return to 1997: The Glory of Life>>: A person who was reborn in 1997, adventuring in a turbulent society, living the life of a strong person, suppressing his enemies and chasing his dreams. This book is very human and will definitely give you a pleasant reading experience on the train. 2. If you're a foodie, don't miss this book. The protagonist is a chef on the green train, bringing you to taste all kinds of delicacies, a real gourmet journey! 3. "After the engagement was broken off, she went to the countryside and was pampered by a rough man." This book was a modern romance novel. It told the story of a female protagonist who was caught in bed by her fiancé and a fake daughter and decided to rebuild her life. The rough man inside doted on her so much that she worshipped him! I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

Reading comprehension is a very important skill in a novel because to understand the main idea and details of the article, you need to have a certain understanding of the author's intention and writing style. Here are some ways to improve your reading comprehension skills: Practice reading: Reading is one of the best ways to improve your reading comprehension skills. Reading different types of articles, including novels, news, scientific papers, etc., can help you expand your vocabulary and reading ability. 2. Take notes: Write down the information and details that you think are the most important. This will help you understand the text better and extract information more easily in future reading. 3. Doing exercises: Doing some reading comprehension exercises can consolidate what you have learned and improve your skills. You can find practice questions of various difficulty and types on the Internet. 4. Read the original novel: Reading the original novel or literary work is a very effective way to improve reading comprehension skills. By reading the original novel, you can understand the author's writing style and intention more deeply, and also better understand the plot and characters in the novel. 5. Ask for help: If you encounter difficulties while reading, don't be afraid to ask for help. You can ask your teacher, classmates, or search for answers online. Different people have different methods and techniques that can help you solve problems. To improve your reading comprehension skills, you need to keep practicing and trying different methods. As long as you persevere, you will definitely make progress.

When a novel was continued, the missing parts could be filled in by connecting the context. Usually, when continuing a novel, one could first determine the general plot and character relationships of the story before starting to write. In the process of writing, one could insert the middle plot to connect the context to make the story more coherent. In addition, when writing a novel, you can also try to use some intervening sentences such as "then" and "then" to connect the plot. These sentences could make the story flow more smoothly and allow the readers to better understand the development of the story. When writing a novel, you must carefully think about the plot and master the skills to connect the plot so that the novel can be more exciting.

Writing a novel required an outline. An outline is an important tool for writing a novel. It can help the author better organize the plot, determine the main characters and scenes, and ensure the logic and cohesiveness of the story. An outline usually consists of the following parts: 1. Thesis and Plot: List the main theme and plot of the novel, including the storyline of the main characters, the relationship between the characters, and the development of the storyline. Chapter Titles: Write chapter titles for the novel so that readers can better understand the story and chapter content. 3. Description of the main scenes and locations in the novel, including the actions of the characters and the surrounding environment. 4. Divisions and Monologues: List the conversations and monologues between the characters, as well as their own thoughts and feelings. When writing the outline, the author could make personal changes and adjustments to the outline according to his own writing style and preferences. An outline could also be a detailed plan that included the plot of each chapter and the development of the characters. In short, making an outline was an important step in writing a novel. It could help the author better organize the story and improve the efficiency and quality of writing.

I recommend the following novels to you: " Movie World Traveler ": Travel through different movie worlds and experience a different life. [Dragon Emperor Refinement: A young man obsessed with martial arts transmigrated to a fantasy world and became a martial artist with a fifth level bloodline. He cultivated to become a Martial Monarch.] " Infinite Time Bandits ": Travel to movies, novels, anime, and TV series to seize the opportunity of the protagonist. " The Perfect Crossing of the Heavens ": The otaku transmigrated to various TV series, movies, and manga to change the fate of tragic characters and gain power. [The Strongest Plane Passerby]: It has a passerby system that allows you to travel through endless planes and enter the world of movies, anime, and so on. I hope you like my recommendation.

😋I recommend the following novels to you: 1. "Lovesickness Will Never Return": An ancient romance novel about a palace maid who constantly struggles and works hard in pursuit of true love. The plot was twisted and fascinating. 2. "Qingcheng Concubine": An ancient romance novel about a concubine who was not loved in the harem. It tells the story of how a concubine fought with wits and courage in the harem and finally became a favorite concubine in the palace. The plot was full of ups and downs, and it was fascinating. 3. "The Queen of Gorgeous Beauty: The World": An ancient romance novel. It tells the story of a modern woman who traveled to ancient times and became an empress. She used her intelligence and wisdom to change her fate. The plot was exciting and memorable. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

It was similar to a novel by a popular artist who danced for me. The male lead was a Thai transvestite who fell in love with the female lead. The following examples can be used: "Red Artist's Lover" The story was about a beautiful girl who was attracted to a charming Thai ladyboy. The relationship between the girl and the transvestite gradually developed, but the girl did not know that she would become a turning point in the transvestite's career. After becoming a popular artiste, the relationship between the girl and the transvestite became more complicated. The girl gradually realized that she had fallen in love with the transvestite, and the transvestite also realized his feelings for the girl. They faced the pressure of their careers and society, but they still firmly loved each other. The novel was based on a performance between the two of them in a popular artiste show, showing their deep love and persistence. The plot was twisted and moving, and the ending was warm and happy.