What are some of the most memorable funny subway restaurant stories?

Sure. Once I was in a subway restaurant and there was a little boy who thought the pickles were green candies. He took a big bite and made the funniest face. Everyone in the store was laughing.

One horror story could be finding a hair in the sandwich. It's really disgusting when you take a bite and suddenly see a strand of hair. Another might be getting food poisoning from their food. You eat at Subway and then end up with a really bad stomachache, vomiting and diarrhea. It makes you wonder about the hygiene standards.

I heard about a server who accidentally spilled water on a customer. The customer was really nice about it and joked, 'At least it's not hot coffee like in those lawsuit stories!' The server was so relieved and they ended up having a great conversation. It shows that a little humor can turn an awkward situation around.

One of the most crazy stories was a group of acrobats that used the poles and handrails in the subway as their equipment and started doing acrobatic stunts. It was dangerous but also very entertaining. There was also a time when a man brought his pet snake on the subway in a box. But the snake got loose and caused quite a panic among the passengers. After some chaos, they managed to catch it.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

Once, I saw a man on the NYC subway who was doing yoga poses in the middle of the crowded carriage. He was completely unfazed by the stares and just carried on with his downward dogs and tree poses. It was hilarious and also quite impressive how he managed to balance without falling over.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

The most memorable moment might be when they had a big celebration for the restaurant's anniversary. There were special decorations everywhere, and they served limited - edition menu items. Everyone who visited that day had a great time.