Tell me some crazy funny drunk stories.

One crazy drunk girl story I heard was about a girl who thought she could sing like a famous diva at a karaoke bar while completely drunk. She was so off - key but had so much confidence that she kept going, and in the end, everyone was just laughing and cheering her on because of her hilarious performance.

Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He started believing he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and was singing at the top of his lungs, completely off - key. Everyone was laughing so hard.

Once there was a man who tried to train his cat to fetch like a dog. He threw a little ball, but the cat just stared at him and then walked away. Later, the cat brought him a dead mouse instead. It was so unexpected and hilarious.

Once, a man thought his cat could talk. Every time he made a sound, he waited for the cat to reply. One day, he meowed for hours, believing the cat was having a deep conversation with him in cat language. It was all in his head, but it was really funny.

There was this group of friends at a bar. One of them got really drunk and bet his friends that he could balance a full pint of beer on his nose. He tried over and over again, spilling beer all over himself and the floor. In the end, he just gave up and joined in the laughter with everyone else. It was hilarious to watch.

Once in Norway, a drunk man thought a moose statue in the town square was a real moose. He started trying to lasso it with his belt, shouting at it to stay still. Everyone around was in stitches.

There was this time at school. A boy accidentally put on his shirt backwards and didn't realize it all day. He was walking around with the tag in the front, and everyone was trying not to laugh too hard. When he finally found out, he couldn't stop laughing himself.

Once, a customer came into the pharmacy looking for a 'cure' for his excessive sneezing. He was convinced it was because of a strange bug he thought he swallowed. The pharmacist patiently explained that it was probably just allergies and recommended some anti - histamines. But the customer kept insisting on a special 'anti - bug' medicine. It was so funny how adamant he was.

Once, my friend's ex broke up with her via a pizza delivery guy. The guy showed up at her door with a pizza and a note that said 'We're done'. It was so absurd that she couldn't help but laugh.

At one party, we decided to have a backward day. Everyone walked backward, talked backward. It was chaos but super funny. People were bumping into each other and trying to figure out how to communicate in reverse. We even had backward dancing, which looked like a bunch of wobbly aliens.