Tell me some of the most insane war stories.

Once there was a man who thought his dog could talk. He spent hours every day having 'conversations' with it. One day, he took the dog to a vet because he thought the dog was giving him bad advice. The vet just stared at him in disbelief and told him dogs can't talk. But the man was so convinced, it was hilarious.

Unusual combat conditions contribute too. In the Falklands War, the soldiers had to fight in the harsh, cold, and windy terrain of the islands. The logistical challenges of getting supplies and troops there added to the insanity of the story.

One story is about a patient in an insane asylum who claimed to see a shadow figure every night. The figure would stand at the end of his bed, just staring. No one else could see it. One night, the patient disappeared, and all that was left was a cold, dark mark on his bed, as if something had dragged him away.

One common insane asylum ghost story is about a patient who died under mysterious circumstances. People claim to see her figure wandering the halls at night, still wearing the tattered hospital gown she had on when she passed. Her face is pale and she has a sad expression, as if she's still trapped in the asylum.

One old insane asylum story is about the overcrowded conditions. In some asylums long ago, there were far more patients than the facilities could handle. Patients were often crammed into small rooms with little to no proper medical attention. Some were left in straitjackets for long periods as a form of 'control'.

Well, Iggy Pop is another rock star with insane stories. He used to cut himself on stage with broken glass. His wild stage presence was like no other. Also, Jim Morrison of The Doors was constantly getting into trouble with the law for his wild behavior. He once got arrested for indecent exposure during a concert. His rebellious and unpredictable nature was part of his charm as a rock star.

There was this Black Friday where a clothing store offered 90% off on all winter wear. A woman was so excited that she grabbed every coat she could see without even looking at the size. She ended up with a pile of coats that were way too big or too small for her. But she said it was still worth it because of the amazing deal. She planned to give some to her friends and family who could fit them.

The story of the Spartans at Thermopylae is quite insane. A small force of Spartans held off a much larger Persian army. They fought bravely, knowing they were likely to die. Their sacrifice became a symbol of heroism. Another is the story of Alexander the Great's battles. His conquests were amazing and often involved outnumbered but highly skilled Macedonian forces winning against large armies.

One story is about a patient who died in the Weston insane asylum long ago. People say that at night, you can see her shadow moving along the old hallways. She was a young woman who was wrongly committed and her spirit is said to be still looking for justice.

One of the well - known stories is about a patient who died in a cruel way in the asylum. People claim to see his apparition wandering the old hallways at night, with a look of despair on his face. His figure is said to be semi - transparent and he seems to be repeating the actions he was doing right before his death.