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What are the most memorable funny df stories?

2024-11-13 10:13
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There was a df that was always curious about how the beavers built their dams. So one day, it decided to give it a try. It started dragging big branches and twigs, but instead of building a proper dam, it created a big mess in the middle of the stream. The water started flowing in all sorts of crazy directions, and the df ended up getting soaked. The look on the df's face as it realized what it had done was priceless. And then it tried to fix it, which only made things worse and funnier.

The Most Loving Marriage In History: Master Mu’s Pampered Wife

The Most Loving Marriage In History: Master Mu’s Pampered Wife

"Missus, time to fulfil your duties!” Mu Yuchen demanded as he pulled Xi Xiaye closer with his arms intimately wrapped around her waist. — It was a meticulously planned feast for the powerful. Her fiancé had knelt down on one knee and proposed to her sister instead. Robbed of her right to her inheritance, she was prepared for the Xi family to throw her to the wolves. As she slipped away from her family that had turned their backs on her, she found him — Mu Yuchen, the low-profile and reserved noble that ruled City Z and led Glory World Corporation. “Mu Yuchen, let’s get married!” He looked up at her, then suddenly stood up. “Where are you going?” "Let’s go. Any later and the civil affairs bureau will be closed.”
4.6
2152 Chs
The Most Generous Master Ever

The Most Generous Master Ever

Ye Qiu transmigrated to a world of barren wastelands. He obtained the 10,000 Fold Return System. By teaching or giving his disciples something, he could obtain high critical chance returns. [Ding! You gave your disciple a Marrow Cleansing Pill. You activated a 1000 fold critical chance. You obtained a God Marrow Pill.] [Ding! You passed on ten years of cultivation to your disciple. You activated a 100 fold critical chance. You obtained 1,000 years of cultivation.] [Ding! You gave your disciple a superb grade treasure, the Zixia sword. You activated a 10,000 fold critical chance. You obtained a Deity Sword Cloud.] His disciples praised, “Master, you are so generous. You always give us everything you have.”
3.7
1121 Chs
Urban Most Awesome Dad

Urban Most Awesome Dad

He was once a great Immortal, but his attempt to ascend the Nine Heavens ended in failure. Reincarnated on the Blue Star, as he opened his eyes, he found himself with an adorable daughter. And a stunningly beautiful wife? "Daddy, can you cast a spell for me?" "I could even pluck the stars from the sky for you."
3.1
901 Chs
Meeting You Is The Most Beautiful Thing

Meeting You Is The Most Beautiful Thing

The new book【Addicted to the Demon CEO's Kiss】is out now, please support~ 【Supremely Sweet and Adorable Pampering Story】Imperial City is in an uproar because the Little Overlord, Ou Zun, has become a devoted husband. When they were engaged, she ran away, but was later caught. He roared angrily, "I've provided for you, given you my heart and soul, and you still run away?" She fidgeted with her small hands, her cheeks rosy, "You're too good to me, I can't repay you." "Devote yourself to me." Upon hearing this, she couldn't contain her joy, "I've been waiting for you to say that for a long time!" Everyone knew, Mù Qiānxún was the apple of Ou Zun's eye. He was so gentle with her, afraid the warmth of his mouth might melt her, and worried the air might freeze her. He even kept her tied to his belt, bringing her everywhere he went.
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736 Chs
My Love Hurts Me The Most

My Love Hurts Me The Most

<p>Before today, she was still making every effort to love this cold-hearted man. But today, he became the groom of her good friend. He held the bride&#x27;s hands to say hello to her. It looked like that he was looking at a cowardly stranger. At this moment, she finally understood that there was only a contract and no love between them. </p><p>However, the two-year period was about to expire, and the moment she was about to leave, he said like an angry beast: "Between us, it will never end!"</p><p></p><p>☆About the Author☆</p><p></p><p>Yu Meiren, a well-known online novelist. Her novels are most about urban love. She is good at describing the storyline from a female perspective. The delicate language and ups and downs of the storyline are loved by many people.</p>
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555 Chs
Kissed and Seduced By the Most Rough Man in the Village

Kissed and Seduced By the Most Rough Man in the Village

Synopsis: 【Era + Rebirth + Educated Youth + Rough Husband's Devotion + Child Rearing】 In her previous life, Su Xiaoxiao unwittingly led disaster into her home, resulting in the demise of her entire family through a series of "accidents." Upon her rebirth, she vowed to make those who had harmed them pay a bitter price! She was determined to love wholeheartedly the vengeful Jiang Yexun, who was willing to squander his vast wealth and even risked his life for her vengeance. But there was a peculiar issue with her body – she couldn’t seem to control it. Whenever she was near Jiang Yexun, an irresistible urge for intimacy took over. Jiang Yexun clenched his teeth and said, "I've given you a chance to run!" Su Xiaoxiao embraced the man's waist and playfully retorted, "Run from what? A real man should act, not just talk!" Jiang Yexun pressed down on the provoking girl, "Alright then, let's act!" After marriage, Su Xiaoxiao, nursing her sore waist that hadn’t straightened since, tearfully recognized one undeniable fact – you must not provoke a rough-and-tough husband like him.
4.4
530 Chs

Share some funny df stories.

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2024-11-13 04:18

There was a df who thought it was a great idea to try and imitate the dance moves of the birds. So, it started flapping its 'arms' like wings and hopping around in a really comical way. The other animals nearby couldn't stop laughing at this strange sight. It was so funny that even the usually serious old owl had a chuckle. And the df, not realizing how silly it looked, just kept on going with its bird - like dance.

What are the most memorable funny stories of 2020?

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2024-11-24 03:43

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

What are the most memorable funny will stories?

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2024-11-03 13:16

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

What are the most memorable funny 911 stories?

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2024-11-02 12:24

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

What are the most memorable stories in '2022 funny stories'?

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2024-10-30 22:25

The one where a cat got stuck in a box and thought it was being sneaky while everyone could see it. It was quite funny.

What are the most memorable funny stewardship stories?

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2024-12-15 21:45

A steward in a small town library had an interesting incident. He was shelving books when he accidentally knocked over a whole stack of large, heavy books. The noise was so loud that it startled everyone in the library. He then slipped on one of the fallen books and landed in a rather ungraceful heap. Everyone had a good laugh, and he later joked about how the books were trying to keep him from working too hard.

What are the most memorable Overwatch funny stories?

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2024-12-15 05:00

A memorable one is when a Winston player went into his Primal Rage form at the wrong time. He thought the enemy team was about to attack, but they were actually retreating. So he ended up chasing after their backs, growling and swinging his arms, looking really silly as they just ran away from him without any real fight.

What are the most memorable funny outback stories?

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2024-12-15 02:52

One memorable story is about a cattle rancher who found a koala sitting on one of his cows. The koala seemed to be enjoying the ride as the cow grazed. Another is when a group of miners in the outback witnessed a family of wombats digging a hole right next to their mining site. The wombats were so determined and didn't seem to care about the miners at all. It was hilarious.

What are the most memorable Funny 4 Loko Stories?

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2024-12-15 02:41

A memorable one was when a guy thought he could talk to animals after having 4 Loko. He was in the park and started having a full - on conversation with a squirrel, believing that the squirrel was answering him back. His friends recorded it and it became a really funny video to look back on.

What are the most memorable StarCraft 2 funny stories?

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2024-12-14 18:48

One story that stands out is about a newbie player who joined a high - level match by mistake. He had no idea what was going on and started building random structures all over the place. His opponents were so confused at first but then found it really funny. They even gave him some tips in the end instead of just crushing him.

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