Tell a gag drunk fantasy story.

In a gag drunk fantasy story, you can include elements such as time travel. The drunk character could believe they've gone back to the dinosaur age and are trying to teach the dinosaurs how to dance. Unusual weather is also good. Maybe it's raining marshmallows and the drunk person is trying to catch as many as they can with their mouth. And characters from different fairy tales coming together in a very chaotic and humorous way, like Cinderella and Snow White arguing over who has the better glass slipper.

Once there was a post on 9gag about a haunted house. A guy went in there alone at night. As he walked through the dark corridors, he heard strange whispers. The temperature dropped suddenly, and he saw a shadowy figure. He ran out as fast as he could, but he felt like something was chasing him. It was so terrifying that he never dared to go near that place again.

There was a drunk girl. She was so intoxicated that she imagined herself in a grand ballroom. She twirled around as if she was the belle of the ball. In her fantasy, she wore a magnificent dress. She danced with phantom partners, their laughter and the music filling her ears. As she danced, she felt free and unburdened, all because of the drunken haze that had taken over her mind.

There was a drunk girl named Lily. As she was drunk, she imagined herself as a princess in a far - off land. She saw the streetlights as giant candles lighting her path to a grand castle. The people around her seemed like courtiers. She started to tell them stories of her 'kingdom' and how she was going to rule with kindness. She was lost in this drunken fantasy, oblivious to the real world around her.

Maybe he's really nervous. When some people get nervous, their throat tightens up and can cause a gagging feeling, especially when they are trying to speak, like when telling a story.

My wife was drunk on our anniversary. We had a little too much champagne. She started reminiscing about our first date. She told me how nervous she was and how she thought I was the most handsome man she had ever seen. She then got up and put on the song we danced to on our first date and made me dance with her in the living room. It was a very sweet and silly moment. And it made me fall in love with her all over again, seeing her so carefree and full of love while being drunk.

There was this drunk man. He thought he could fly. So, he climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. His friends, who were also a bit tipsy, laughed hysterically. He then decided to go and buy more drinks. He went into the store, but couldn't remember what he wanted. He just pointed randomly at the bottles until the cashier got frustrated.

Once there was a drunk wife. She had gone out for a party with her friends. When she came home, she started singing loudly in the hallway. Her husband was both amused and a little worried. He helped her to the couch, and she began to tell him all sorts of wild stories from her youth, giggling all the while.

Well, there was this drunk Christmas story. A group of friends had too much to drink on Christmas Eve. One of them, named Jack, thought he saw Santa Claus on the roof and climbed up there to say hello. His friends had to drag him down while he was babbling about asking for more presents.

Once there was a wife who got drunk at a party. She started dancing on the table and singing at the top of her lungs. Her husband was both embarrassed and amused. He tried to get her to come down, but she just laughed and pulled him up to dance with her. Eventually, they both had a great time and it became a funny memory for them.