What are the most memorable weird and funny stories you've heard?

A friend told me about a cat that loved to jump into the bathtub whenever someone was taking a bath. It would sit on the edge and then suddenly dip its paw into the water, as if testing it. Then it would just stare at the person in the tub with this very curious look.

A kid I heard of would only eat food that was blue. Blueberries, blue - colored candies, and blue - dyed pancakes. His parents had a hard time getting him to eat a balanced diet.

Well, I heard about a family who moved into a new house. Every night, they would hear strange scratching noises coming from the attic. One day they went up there to investigate and found a family of raccoons had made a little home among the old boxes. They ended up having to call animal control to relocate the raccoons, but it was a really strange discovery.

A man once tried to teach his parrot to say 'hello' but the parrot learned to say 'goodbye' instead. And whenever someone came to visit, the parrot would keep saying 'goodbye' in a really loud voice. It was a strange but funny situation. This went on for weeks until the man finally gave up and just accepted that his parrot was a bit of an oddball.

One story was about a girl who always wore a big hat to school. One day, when she took it off, hundreds of little paper cranes fell out. She had been collecting them and carrying them around in her hat all the time. It was really unexpected.

A friend of mine dreamed that he was a mermaid. But instead of a beautiful tail, he had a tail made of broccoli. He was swimming in the ocean trying to avoid being eaten by other fish who thought he was a floating vegetable patch. Another friend dreamed she was in a world where all the buildings were made of cheese. She climbed up a tower of Swiss cheese and when she reached the top, she found a mouse king having a banquet.

There was a student who dressed up as a different historical figure every day. One day he was Abraham Lincoln, the next day he was Cleopatra. He would even act like the character throughout the day, using old - fashioned language and mannerisms. It was really out of the ordinary, but it also made high school a lot more interesting.

A postman once delivered a letter to a wrong address. The person who received it was intrigued as the name on the letter was very unusual. Instead of just sending it back, he decided to find the real recipient. It took him weeks of searching and asking around. In the end, he found the person, who was overjoyed as the letter was from a long - lost relative. It was a strange but wonderful story of how a wrong delivery led to a happy reunion.

A friend told me that in her office, there was a whiteboard with everyone's tasks. One day, someone accidentally erased all the tasks and drew a big, goofy face instead. When the manager came to check, he couldn't help but laugh. They then had to quickly rewrite all the tasks while still chuckling about the face.

One memorable story is about a group of players in an RPG. They were exploring an ancient tomb. One of the players, who was a thief character, accidentally stepped on a pressure plate that was supposed to release a trap. But instead, it played a really loud and goofy song. All the mummies in the tomb started dancing to it. It was so strange and funny.