Where can I find more clean jokes and stories?

Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf -abet! Story: A poor family couldn't afford many Christmas presents. So they made little hand - made cards for each other. But on Christmas morning, they found someone had left a box of toys on their doorstep. It was a kind neighbor who wanted to make their Christmas special.

A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.

One day, a tomato was walking down the street. He got into a fight with a grape. The police came and arrested the grape. Do you know why? Because he was a little raisin (a reason).

Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Story: There was an old man who lived alone. On Christmas Eve, he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it, there was a small, shivering kitten. He took it in, gave it some warm milk and a cozy place to sleep. That Christmas, he found a new friend in the little kitten.

You can find them in some children's joke books. They are full of clean and family - friendly jokes and stories.

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.

Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.

Sure. Here's a joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. A clean story could be: There was a little rabbit who was always very curious. One day it saw a beautiful rainbow and decided to follow it. Along the way, it met friendly animals who told it stories of the forest. And at the end of the rainbow, it found a meadow full of delicious carrots. It was a magical adventure for the little rabbit.

Joke: What's Santa's favorite pizza? One that's deep - pan, crisp and even! Story: In a small town, every Christmas the children would gather to make a big paper chain to decorate the town hall. One year, a little girl got so excited she accidentally glued her hair to the chain. Everyone had a good laugh and helped her get free. Then they all hung the chain together.

A joke for you. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. A funny story: There was a dog that loved to ride in the car. One day, its owner took it on a long road trip. The dog stuck its head out the window the whole time, tongue flapping in the wind. When they got home, the dog was so tired but it had the best time.