What are some of the most memorable funny limo driver stories?

There was this limo driver who picked up a very drunk businessman. The man was so out of it that he started singing at the top of his lungs all kinds of old songs. The driver joined in and they had a mini karaoke session in the limo all the way to the man's destination. It was quite a hilarious scene.

I heard about a bus driver who had a parrot in his bus. The parrot would say 'Next stop' and 'All aboard' in a really funny voice. Passengers loved it.

I remember an Uber driver who had a parrot in the car. The parrot would repeat everything we said, and it was hilarious.

A limo was booked for a corporate event. One of the businessmen accidentally locked himself in the limo's bathroom. His colleagues were outside laughing while he was trying to figure out how to get out. Eventually, the driver had to open it from the outside. It was quite a scene.

I heard about a drunk driver who mistook a mailbox for a toll booth. He stopped his car in front of it, rolled down his window and started throwing coins at it while shouting 'Here's my toll!'. His friend in the passenger seat was laughing so hard he could barely tell him he was being ridiculous.

One hilarious story is about a student driver who thought the horn was for greeting other drivers. So every time they passed a car, they would honk the horn and wave. Another is a student who tried to shift gears while driving an automatic car and couldn't understand why it wasn't working.

One uber driver shared that he had a very chatty old lady as a passenger. She told him all about her cat's adventures as if the cat was a person. She even gave the driver advice on how to train his non - existent cat. It was a really amusing and heartwarming story.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.