Can you share some funny limo driver stories?

There was a situation where a limo was taking a family to an airport. The kids in the limo were so fascinated by all the cool features like the mini - bar and the disco lights. They started having their own little party in the back. They were dancing and making up crazy stories. The driver found it really amusing and told them some of his own travel stories along the way.

I heard of a limo driver who had a client who thought the limo was a time - traveling machine. He kept asking the driver to take him to different historical eras. The driver played along and told him stories about each 'era' they were 'traveling' to, like how the roads were made of gold in the 'future'. It was really funny.

One time, a drunk driver thought his car was a spaceship. He kept trying to press buttons on the dashboard to 'launch' and was making beeping noises like a spaceship. When the police pulled him over, he asked if they were aliens coming to stop his intergalactic journey.

Sure! One time a student driver was so nervous that he mistook the gas pedal for the brake and ended up driving onto the sidewalk. Fortunately, no one was hurt. Another student thought the windshield wipers were the turn signal and kept turning them on and off while trying to make a turn.

One story is about a driver who was so distracted by a really large bug on his windshield. He was swatting at it while driving and accidentally drove into a ditch. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt, but it was a close call that could have been much worse.

Here's one. A driver test candidate was so focused on looking at the rear - view mirror that he didn't notice the stop sign right in front of him and went straight through it. Another candidate was driving too slowly during the highway part of the test because he was afraid of going too fast and making a mistake. The examiner had to keep telling him to speed up a bit.

Sure. One time a truck driver was on a long haul and he had his radio on. He started singing really loudly along to his favorite song. But he didn't realize his mic was open and all the other truckers on the channel could hear him. They started cheering and joining in on the song, and it turned into a big impromptu concert on the radio waves.

There was an uber driver who had a group of college students in his car. They started singing really loudly and off - key to a popular song. Instead of getting annoyed, the driver joined in and they all had a great time. It made for a really funny and memorable ride.

There was a bus driver who loved to sing while driving. One day, he was singing an old rock song really loudly. All the passengers started to clap along, and by the end of the journey, it was like a mini - concert on the bus.

Sure. One time, a taxi driver told me he once had a passenger who was a parrot trainer. The parrot was in a cage in the backseat and kept saying 'Hello' to every car that passed by. The driver said it was the most entertaining ride he'd ever had.