What are some typical funny girly stories about shopping?

One typical shopping funny story is when people misjudge the size of something. Like buying a huge piece of furniture without measuring the space at home first. Then they struggle to fit it through the door or find a place for it. It's really funny to see them trying to figure out what to do.

Last holiday season, I was in a store when a little girl was begging her mom for a toy. Her mom said no, so the girl put on a pair of reindeer antlers and started dancing around the toy, saying she was a magical reindeer who needed that toy to fly. It was so cute and funny that the mom finally gave in.

Once, I saw a man trying on a huge, furry hat in a shopping centre. He looked like a yeti and started doing a little dance in front of the mirror. Everyone around was laughing.

I bought a pair of shoes that were supposed to be 'unisex'. When they arrived, they were bright pink with little bows on them. I'm a guy and was quite shocked. I called the seller and they said it was a mistake. But we had a good laugh about it over the phone. I sent the shoes back and they gave me a free pair of the correct ones as an apology.

One story could be that a husband was so confused among all the different styles of lingerie in the store. He ended up asking the salesperson for the 'least complicated' piece, thinking it was like buying a regular shirt.

Sure. Once there was a girl who decided to dye her hair pink for the first time. But she accidentally used a wrong product and her hair turned out bright orange instead. She was so shocked at first but then she just embraced it and went to school like that. Everyone was so amused and she ended up starting a new trend in school.

Once I ordered a 'large' sweater. When it arrived, it was so huge that it could fit three of me! It was more like a tent than a sweater. I took a picture of myself drowning in it and sent it to the seller. They were so amused that they offered me a discount on my next purchase.

I went Christmas shopping with my friend. We were looking at ornaments and she accidentally knocked over a whole display. Ornaments were rolling all over the floor. She was so embarrassed but we couldn't stop laughing as we tried to pick them all up. There were other shoppers helping us while laughing too.

Typically, they are about blondes making simple mistakes. For example, a blonde might be confused about basic technology. One story could be a blonde trying to use a TV remote. She keeps pressing all the buttons but nothing seems to work. Then she calls the cable company and says the TV won't turn on, only to realize she didn't plug it in.

An elderly woman was given a new pair of shoes with those modern laces that you don't need to tie. She thought they were broken because she didn't see the traditional laces. She tried to return them to the store, explaining that the shoes were defective. The store clerk had to explain how the new laces worked, which made her laugh at her own misunderstanding later.