What are some of the most hilarious funny traffic court stories?

One time, a court recorder was so engrossed in a really dramatic testimony that they forgot to press the record button. When they realized, they panicked and tried to quickly recap what was said from memory. It was a mess and very funny in hindsight.

Sure. There was a guy who got a ticket for parking in a no - parking zone. In court, he said he parked there because a sign told him to. When the officer showed the real sign, it turned out the guy had misread a 'Tow Away Zone' sign as 'Park Here'. Everyone in the court had a good laugh.

A court stenographer was working on a case where a witness had a really thick accent. The stenographer tried their best to accurately record what was being said. But at one point, the witness said something that sounded like 'I saw the bad man with the big hat running away'. The stenographer, in a hurry, typed 'I saw the batman with the big cat running away'. When this was read back later, the courtroom erupted in laughter. It was a light - hearted moment in an otherwise serious courtroom environment.

Once, a young guy was stopped and he had painted his car to look like a giant banana. When the officer asked why, he said he was promoting a new smoothie place. The officer was so entertained that he went to the smoothie place later that day. He just gave the driver a few safety tips and sent him on his way.

A controller once had a pilot who thought he was being super clear when he said 'I'm over the big lake'. But there were several big lakes in the area. The controller replied 'Which big lake? There are more big lakes here than I have fingers!' It was quite a comical exchange.

A methhead tried to wash his clothes in the dishwasher. He thought it was a great idea since it used water and soap. But all he got was a ruined dishwasher and clothes full of soap suds. He couldn't understand why it didn't work.

There was this one time when a young man got on the megabus with a huge backpack that was almost as big as him. He struggled to find a place to put it and ended up with it on his lap for half of the journey. Every time the bus jolted, he would be pushed forward by the backpack, which looked really comical.

Well, there was this one time when an inmate accidentally dyed his hair bright pink while trying to make some homemade ink. He thought he could write secret messages with the stuff he made, but instead, he ended up looking like a flamingo. It was really funny, and all the other inmates couldn't stop teasing him about it.

A really funny 911 call story is about a guy who called because he thought his microwave was trying to communicate with him. It made some beeping sounds that he misinterpreted. Also, there was a person who called 911 because they saw a 'ghost' in their attic. It was just an old sheet that had blown up there. It was quite comical when the operator had to explain that to them.

One hilarious story is that a photographer was in the woods trying to capture pictures of wildlife. He thought he saw a sasquatch and started taking pictures like crazy. When he developed the photos, it was just a big, hairy log that had a strange shape from a certain angle.