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What are some of the most memorable short funny farm stories?

2024-11-19 07:08
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In a small family - run farm, the family dog thought it was in charge of the chickens. It would round them up like a shepherd dog would with sheep. But the chickens were not too happy about it. They would scatter and the dog would look so confused as to why they didn't follow his 'orders'. It was a never - ending cycle of the dog trying to herd the unruly chickens, and the chickens running in all directions, much to the amusement of the farmers.

There was a donkey on a farm who loved to bray at the crack of dawn. One day, a visiting city - slicker thought it was some sort of alarm system. The donkey would just stand there and let out long, loud brays that echoed across the farmyard. The city - slicker was quite startled at first but then found it really funny. And every day during their stay, they would wait for the donkey's 'alarm call'. It became a running joke on the farm for that week.

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[Farming]+[Space]+[Heartwarming]+[Prosperity]+[Defeating Scum] Mo Yan, reduced to ashes by an explosion, was reborn in ancient times, becoming a little farm girl on the run from famine! Above her, a kind and handsome Scholar father - not bad! Below her, a lively and adorable pair of younger siblings - very good! But really, she felt like dying all over again, you know? On the run, going without food, drink, or shelter was one thing, but to always guard against bad guys who might capture her to fill their bellies was another! Luckily, her upgradable Space from the previous life followed her, but what the heck - that amazing Space with mountains, water, and meat to eat had been formatted! Faced with a desperate situation, Mo Yan reignited her fighting spirit: So what if it's formatted, I'll still make a fortune and build my wealth right at the foot of the Imperial City! Carving out mountains, planting orchards, buying shops, building houses... not one less! But... there are so many green-eyed troublemakers! Your farm is yours? Here, I'll trap you to death without discussion! Want to be my stepmom? Fine, I'll send you a bunch of widowers! Mother looking for you? Here, take the divorce papers, keep them, don't thank me! ... What? A handsome man is proposing? Uh, this... should I throw myself at him? PS: 1. Insist on farming without wavering + atypical domestic skirmish + no palace intrigue 2. The writing style is fairly serious, and values are normal (not excluding the occasional whimsy of the author) Links to completed works: [Abandoned Farm Girl: A Beautiful Countryside] Link: http://read.xxsy.net/info/527965.html [The General's Legitimate Daughter Not to be Messed With] Link: http://read.xxsy.net/info/473776.html
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