What are some good funny meeting opener stories for a business meeting?

Sure. One story is about a meeting where the presenter walked in with a big fake mustache on. He said he was trying to look like a famous detective to solve the'mystery' of the meeting's topic. Everyone burst out laughing and it immediately lightened the mood.

One memorable story is when during a video conference meeting, a person's cat walked across the keyboard and accidentally muted everyone else. So, the person was talking non - stop while others were trying to figure out what happened. Eventually, they realized it was the cat's doing. It was really funny.

There was a business meeting where a very serious - looking manager was making a long - winded speech. Suddenly, a small dog that no one knew how it got in there, ran across the room and jumped onto the table where the manager was standing. The manager was so startled that he let out a high - pitched squeal. It was hilarious and completely broke the tension in the room.

In a business meeting, a good question could be 'What are the key performance indicators for this new project?'. This gets straight to the point and helps you understand what success looks like for the project.

One funny couple meeting story is that a girl accidentally spilled coffee on a guy at a café. Instead of getting angry, the guy started making coffee - related jokes. They ended up chatting for hours and are now a couple.

I have a story where a guy showed up to meet his partner's parents wearing two different colored socks because he was in such a rush. When the parents noticed, they thought it was a new fashion trend and he played along, making it a really funny encounter.

In a corporate meeting, the goal was to cut costs without sacrificing quality. One employee started sharing a story about how his previous company had managed to do this by streamlining their supply chain. He detailed how they renegotiated contracts with suppliers, reduced waste, and improved communication. This story inspired the team in the current meeting to conduct a similar audit of their supply chain. As a result, they were able to find areas for cost - cutting and still maintain the high - quality standards of their products.

One common type is technology fails. Like the projector not working properly and the presenter trying all sorts of crazy things to fix it. Another is when people mishear or misunderstand something. For example, thinking 'annual report' as 'annual sport' and starting to talk about sports in a business meeting.

At a job interview, I thought the waiting area was the actual interview room and started introducing myself and answering non - existent questions very seriously. When I realized my mistake, the real interviewers who were watching through the glass were all laughing. They later told me they liked my confidence and spontaneity, and I got the job.

There was a couple who met at a concert. They were both huge fans of the same band. They ended up standing next to each other during the show. They started screaming the lyrics together and then got to talking. Their shared love for the music brought them together, and they've been inseparable ever since. They often go to concerts together and it has become a big part of their relationship.