Well, once upon a time in 'big jokes story', there was a little dog who thought he was a lion. He would roar at the other animals in the yard, but his tiny bark - like roar just made everyone laugh. It was a really funny sight.
One of the great tales from 'big jokes story' is about a forgetful fisherman. He went fishing and was so excited when he got a bite. But when he reeled it in, he realized he had forgotten to put bait on the hook. He just sat there scratching his head, wondering how he caught a fish without bait. It's a simple yet very funny story.
Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience (patients).
Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.
Here's a short joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here is a funny joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! He really just walked into a grocery store. But it's a play on words that makes it funny.
Here's a story joke. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because I ding all the time!' This joke uses a humorous comparison and unexpected dialogue to create the comical effect.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here's a joke. Why was Frankenstein's monster so good at gardening? Because he had a green thumb... well, a greenish-gray thumb anyway!
Here is one. A Bisaya man went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator. When he got in, he said, 'This small room must be very angry all the time going up and down like this!'
Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.
Here is an Easter joke. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? Because it might crack up!