What are some of the most hilarious Funny True Foreigner Stories?

A golfer was playing in a tournament. He was so nervous that when he went to putt, his hands were shaking. Instead of hitting the ball gently into the hole, he hit it so hard that it flew over the hole, hit a signpost, bounced back and actually went into the hole backwards. It was quite a sight and had everyone laughing. Also, there was a golfer who accidentally used his putter to tee off and the ball just rolled a few feet in front of him. He was so embarrassed.

I was camping with my family once and my little brother was so excited to go fishing in the nearby stream. He put on his little fishing hat and grabbed his pole. But as soon as he got to the water, he slipped and fell right in. He was soaking wet but he still held onto his pole. It was so funny seeing him all wet and determined to catch a fish.

One of the memorable ones is about a dog. The dog chased its own tail for hours thinking it was some other animal. It was so funny to watch as it went round and round in circles.

There's a really funny story about a baseball team that had a prank war going on. One player put salt in another player's Gatorade bottle. When the unsuspecting player took a big swig, he spat it out all over the dugout. Another story is about a fielder who got confused between left and right field and ran in the wrong direction to catch a ball. As for a third one, a batter once swung at a pitch and his bat flew out of his hands and landed in the stands, narrowly missing a fan.

A methhead tried to wash his clothes in the dishwasher. He thought it was a great idea since it used water and soap. But all he got was a ruined dishwasher and clothes full of soap suds. He couldn't understand why it didn't work.

There was this one time when a young man got on the megabus with a huge backpack that was almost as big as him. He struggled to find a place to put it and ended up with it on his lap for half of the journey. Every time the bus jolted, he would be pushed forward by the backpack, which looked really comical.

Well, there was this one time when an inmate accidentally dyed his hair bright pink while trying to make some homemade ink. He thought he could write secret messages with the stuff he made, but instead, he ended up looking like a flamingo. It was really funny, and all the other inmates couldn't stop teasing him about it.

A really funny 911 call story is about a guy who called because he thought his microwave was trying to communicate with him. It made some beeping sounds that he misinterpreted. Also, there was a person who called 911 because they saw a 'ghost' in their attic. It was just an old sheet that had blown up there. It was quite comical when the operator had to explain that to them.

One hilarious story is that a photographer was in the woods trying to capture pictures of wildlife. He thought he saw a sasquatch and started taking pictures like crazy. When he developed the photos, it was just a big, hairy log that had a strange shape from a certain angle.

In another IMDB - related funny story, a group of extras were supposed to be running away from a monster in a horror film. But one of the extras tripped and caused a domino effect, with all the other extras falling down like a row of bowling pins. The director found it so hilarious that he changed the scene to make it look like it was part of the movie's humor.