Once, my friends and I decided to have a cooking competition. One friend thought salt was sugar and added a whole cup to the cake mix. The result was the most inedible 'cake' ever. We all laughed so hard that we forgot about the competition and just ordered pizza instead.
We went camping once. In the middle of the night, we heard a strange noise. My friend was so scared that he climbed a tree. Turns out it was just a raccoon looking for food. We still tease him about it all the time. Camping with friends always leads to such funny memories.
One time, my friends and I had a movie night. We were watching a horror movie. One friend was so into the movie that when there was a jump scare, he threw his popcorn in the air. It rained popcorn all over us. We couldn't stop laughing for hours. That's the kind of fun you have with friends.
Richard Pryor had a story where he was trying to do a bit about a wild animal encounter. He started acting out the story in such a vivid and over - the - top way that the audience was in stitches. His ability to use his body language and facial expressions to tell a story made it one of the most memorable comedic moments.
The costume department had some funny moments too. There were times when the actors would come in for a fitting and find that the clothes were a bit too tight or too loose. For example, Joey's tight leather pants once got stuck while he was trying to sit down during a rehearsal. His expressions and the way he tried to free himself had the whole crew in stitches.
At a wedding, the flower girl was walking down the aisle. Her dress was a bit too long for her. She stepped on the hem and the whole front part of the dress ripped open a bit. She just kept walking, holding her flower basket, completely oblivious, and the guests couldn't stop giggling.
One funny 4chan sjw story is about a debate on a 4chan board. An SJW (Social Justice Warrior) was trying to push their views on a particular cultural appropriation topic. But the 4chan users, in their typical satirical way, started presenting absurd counter - examples. They made up fictional scenarios that were so over - the - top that it made the SJW's arguments seem ridiculous. It ended with the SJW getting frustrated and leaving the discussion, much to the amusement of the 4chan community.
One funny story is about a teacher who decided to dress up as Santa for the class Christmas party. But his fake beard kept falling off. Every time he leaned forward to give a student a gift, it would slip, and the students couldn't stop laughing.
There was this great Joker story where he decided to put on a show in the middle of the park. He did all these wacky magic tricks that went horribly wrong but in the most entertaining way. For example, he made a pigeon disappear but then it showed up on his head. It had everyone in stitches.
One of the best cancelled wedding stories I heard was when the groom got cold feet at the last minute. He was standing at the altar, and as the bride was walking down the aisle, he just blurted out 'I can't do this!' and ran out of the church. Turns out he realized he wasn't ready for the commitment, and everyone was left in shock.
A funny bedtime story involves a cat that was afraid of the dark. At bedtime, it would follow its owner everywhere around the house. When they finally got to the bedroom, the cat would hide under the bed until the owner turned on a small night - light. Then it would jump onto the bed and curl up as close as possible to the owner, as if the night - light was its only protection from the 'terrifying' dark.
Here's one. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says, 'I'm going to the doctor. I'm not feeling well.' Murphy asks, 'What's wrong?' Paddy says, 'Every time I stand up quickly, I get a dizzy spell and see spots in front of my eyes.' Murphy says, 'Well, you'd better hurry up then or they'll be all painted over.'