What are some funny lingerie husband shopping stories?

Sure. A husband decided to surprise his wife with some lingerie. He walked into the store and was immediately overwhelmed. He saw a bright red, very frilly piece and thought it was the epitome of sexy. He bought it without really thinking. When his wife opened it, she burst out laughing because it was so over - the - top and not at all her taste, but his effort was endearing.

Well, once I went lingerie shopping with my friend. She was so shy that when the salesperson asked her size, she mumbled and said a completely wrong one. When she tried it on, it was like a circus tent on her. We couldn't stop laughing.

Well, I heard of a couple where the wife accidentally ordered the wrong size of kink lingerie. When she tried it on for her husband, it was so tight that she could barely move. They ended up laughing hysterically as she waddled around trying to strike a'sexy' pose. It turned into a really fun and memorable evening for them.

One time, the wife bought a really outlandish lingerie piece with feathers and glitter. When she showed it to her husband, he burst out laughing at first but then was really charmed by her confidence. They ended up having a great time just joking around and feeling closer than ever.

There was this occasion when my wife got a lingerie set that was made of feathers. She put it on and tried to be all seductive, but every time she moved, feathers would start flying everywhere. It was like a mini - snowstorm in our bedroom. We were both laughing so hard that we just ended up cuddling on the bed, still surrounded by feathers.

One time I was in a lingerie store and there was a man who was clearly lost. He was looking around nervously. When the salesperson asked if he needed help, he said he was looking for a gift for his wife but had no idea where to start. His confusion was quite funny.

One appropriate story could be that the son accompanies his mom to a lingerie store to help her pick out a nice set as a gift for his dad's anniversary. He waits outside the changing room and gives his opinion on the colors and styles his mom shows him from a distance, like saying the red one looks elegant.

My husband and I had an experience where I bought some lingerie that was a bit too small for me. When I put it on, it looked really funny. I was squeezing into it and he just started cracking up. But instead of it being embarrassing, it turned into a really light - hearted moment. We then decided to go lingerie shopping together to find the perfect fit, which also led to a lot of laughter and fun memories. It was like a mini - adventure just for us two, and now we always laugh when we remember that day.

One couple I know had a fun 'date night' where the wife surprised her husband with a kinky lingerie set. They ended up having a really goofy photo - shoot together, laughing at their poses and just enjoying the light - hearted moment. It brought a new level of playfulness to their relationship.

One positive story could be that mom and son go grocery shopping together. The son helps mom pick out the freshest fruits and vegetables. He might learn about different types of produce and how to tell if they are ripe. For example, he discovers that a ripe avocado should be slightly soft to the touch. It's a great bonding experience as they make healthy food choices together.