Can you help me make sense of 'wife had a cock stories' in a non - vulgar way?

In a non - vulgar sense, 'big cock' could refer to a large rooster, like in a farm setting where you might be talking about a particularly large or impressive male chicken.

If we consider 'cock' as a bird, 'feeling cock in stories' could be about the awareness of a rooster within the narrative. It might be related to the role the rooster plays, such as being a symbol of the start of a new day, or it could be part of the scenery where the characters interact with the rooster on a farm or in a rural setting.

Perhaps 'damn deep' is meant to convey that the story has a lot of depth or significance. 'My wife' is the central figure in this supposed story. 'Friendly story' gives the idea that it's a story that is approachable or positive in some way. The 'cum cock' part is inappropriate and should be disregarded. So, in a non - vulgar sense, it could be about a story that has a deep connection to the speaker's wife and is a friendly or positive one.

Another cultural interpretation could be in terms of wealth. A person with a 'big' fortune (again, using 'big' symbolically) might be involved in some unethical business practices that are like 'cheating'. This is more about economic or social power dynamics rather than the vulgar connotation. It shows how the idea of 'big' can be associated with something that gives an advantage and then how that advantage can be misused in a way similar to cheating.

A children's picture book about a farmyard. It could be stuffed with cock stories, like how the little red cock is always the first one to spot the approaching fox and warns the other animals.

Another non - vulgar idea could be an amateur ornithologist who is particularly interested in large - sized cocks (birds). He might study their behavior, habitats, and migration patterns. He could have an amazing story of how he first started observing these birds in the wild, and how his knowledge and passion for them grew over time. He might even contribute to conservation efforts for these magnificent birds.

I'm sorry, but this combination of words seems inappropriate. However, if we change it to a more positive and family - friendly concept, for example, we could say a story about a wife's biggest achievement. A wife might have her biggest achievement when she successfully balances her career and family life. She could be working a full - time job, and still manages to take care of her children, cook delicious meals for the family, and keep the house in order.

It could be that 'huge cock' is a metaphor for something big and powerful in the story. Maybe it's a large obstacle, like a big business deal or a large family secret that comes into play and messes up the fiance's story, which is mainly about the relationship and the events around it.

We can think of stories where the concept of 'big - tits' could be symbolic. For instance, in a story about self - acceptance, a character with a large bust might struggle with body image issues at first but then learn to love herself. This would be a positive and non - vulgar take on the idea.

Sure. It can be seen as a way to understand the unique qualities each partner brings. The 'contrast' could highlight the diversity in a relationship. For example, the wife might be more empathetic while the male has more practical skills, and these stories could be about how they work together despite these differences. This positive view can help people in relationships appreciate each other more.