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Tell me a cute funny Christmas story about animals.

2024-10-25 01:45
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There was a cat that climbed up the Christmas tree and got stuck. Its owners tried to coax it down but it just hissed. Eventually, they put some catnip at the bottom of the tree. The cat jumped down so fast that it knocked over half of the presents, which was quite a hilarious sight.

A Sweet Marriage Is Worth Billions: Mysterious Young Master Moh's Cute and Sweet Wife

A Sweet Marriage Is Worth Billions: Mysterious Young Master Moh's Cute and Sweet Wife

That night, she was dragged to the Bureau of Civil Affairs. Wait, after getting the marriage certificate, the husband ran away? And his identity can’t be found? OMG, did she marry a human or a ghost? Disheveled, she entered the entertainment industry and almost got sexually assaulted by a director due to the unspoken rule. Young Master Moh suddenly reappeared, and that director was tortured before getting cancelled. During a shoot, she almost died since her enemy wanted to destroy her. Then, hundreds of mysterious soldiers arrived and smashed everything. The producer was exposed of corruption and his life got destroyed. She always fights back and takes revenge, not taking the high road. What? A woman is after her man? No tolerance! She barged into that woman’s home and whooped her ass. She said afterward, “How dare you touch my man?” Young Master Moh had to cover his forehead; he needed to teach her how to behave like a senior officer’s woman.
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3828 Chs
Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Wen Xuxu is a tenacious, talented, smart and brave woman who was fostered by the Yan family at the age of four when she lost both her parents. Brought up to be the successor of a huge conglomerate, Yan Rusheng is an aloof, intelligent and arrogant man who is the most sought-after bachelor in the capital city. Despite growing up together, both of them seem to treat each other as an eyesore. She labels him as a jerk and womanizer while in his eyes, she is a shrew. Over time, they fall for each other, but they continue to conceal their feelings for each other. By a twist of fate, they are forced into a marriage. And unknown to everyone else and Yan Rusheng, she has harbored a deep secret for many years… Keywords: Childhood sweetheart, Womanizer, Aloof, Soulmates, Forced marriage, Orphan, Secretary Sugary Scene: Suddenly, Wen Xuxu stretched her hand to clutch his wrist and pulled him forcefully. Yan Rusheng was caught off guard and he lost his footing. He fell on the bed and then his breathing became sluggish. Young Master Yan was afraid that he might lose control of himself and do something to Wen Xuxu... the woman he loathed. So he hastily raised his head. But he had barely moved away when Wen Xuxu stretched out her hands and put them around his neck. "Don't leave." We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/elitedotingmarriage We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
4.5
1998 Chs
A cute wife was hard to raise, and a black-bellied husband had a generation gap

A cute wife was hard to raise, and a black-bellied husband had a generation gap

[ Introduction ] Song Beibei had said the most since she was young, "Gu Yanqing, I have a generation gap with you. " In Song Beibei's eyes, Gu Yanqing was a shameless old man who still knew how to act like a hooligan. He relied on the fact that he was much older than her, and whenever he was unhappy, he would call him an "old man" . Every time they quarreled, he would say three sentences: DIVORCE I have a generation gap with you. Song Beibei had long known that Gu Yanqing had a woman in his heart, so in Song Beibei's eyes, all of Gu Yanqing's kindness and gentleness were feigned The most ruthless words she had ever said were, "Gu Yanqing, you're just a dog of our song family. " Gu Yanqing was neither angry nor angry. He said faintly, "aren't young ladies of your age the most popular loyal dog husbands? " This man He was too shameless!
4.4
1396 Chs
What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c
4.9
1334 Chs
Pampered Marriage Night Attack: Buy One Cute Wife, Get Two Free

Pampered Marriage Night Attack: Buy One Cute Wife, Get Two Free

At her Coming of Age Ceremony when she turned eighteen, she accidentally stumbled into his arms and became the midnight gift for the youngest magnate in C city. They got to know each other inside and out in just one night, and surprisingly, he planted two little buns within her. After the incident, she ran away, and he turned the world upside down looking for her. . Years later, he cornered her on the bed, bent over elegantly yet domineeringly, "Miss Yan, could you tell me where your children came from?" She chuckled, "They were freebies with a phone top-up!" His eyes darkened, "Very well! Then we will top-up again tonight!" . After the words, they played rock-paper-scissors, drew lots, topped up the phone, and he planted another little bun within her!
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1308 Chs
Immortality Martial Arts: I Started with the Five Animals Health Fist

Immortality Martial Arts: I Started with the Five Animals Health Fist

Upon awakening, Su Changkong found himself transmigrated to a world thrown into chaos by war and rampaged by demon monsters, where his martial arts talent was mediocre. However, Su Changkong discovered that as long as his own "life span" increased, his talents and potential could also be "limitlessly" enhanced! Cultivating the Health-preserving Fist technique and practicing the qi of longevity! The path to immortality is littered with corpses, and Su Changkong embarked on a Martial Arts path where he would not perish, even if heaven and earth were to be annihilated!
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Tell me a cute funny love story about animals in a love story.

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2024-10-26 04:06

In a forest, there was a little squirrel who was always in a hurry. One day, it accidentally dropped its acorn on a sleeping hedgehog. The hedgehog woke up in surprise. The squirrel was so sorry and tried to make it up by bringing more acorns. As days passed, they became friends. Then, the squirrel would bring the best acorns for the hedgehog and they fell in love in their own cute, furry way.

Tell me a cute funny Christmas story.

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2024-12-09 09:30

At the North Pole, the elves were having a Christmas baking competition. One elf, named Jolly, was trying to make gingerbread cookies in the shape of Santa. But every time he tried, they came out looking like a very fat snowman. He was getting frustrated when his friend Merry came over and added some frosting to the cookies. Suddenly, they looked like Santa wearing a very thick, puffy coat. Everyone laughed and declared Jolly and Merry the winners of the most creative cookies.

Tell me a funny story about animals

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2024-12-12 06:35

A little mouse once found a pair of sunglasses. He put them on and suddenly thought he was the toughest mouse in the world. He strutted around in front of the other mice, challenging them to races and contests. He even walked right up to the cat's bowl while the cat was sleeping and took a piece of food. When the cat woke up and saw this mouse with sunglasses acting all brave, the cat was so startled that it ran away. The other mice couldn't believe it and from then on, the mouse with the sunglasses was their hero.

Tell me a cute romantic bedtime story about animals.

2 answers
2024-11-15 09:49

A little fox named Foxy was exploring the forest one day when he got lost. A kind-hearted owl named Hootie saw him and decided to help. Hootie flew above Foxy, guiding him through the trees. Along the way, they shared stories. Foxy was in awe of Hootie's wisdom. By the time they reached Foxy's den, they had become good friends. That night, Foxy curled up in his den, thinking of Hootie's helpfulness and fell asleep happily.

Tell me a short funny story about animals.

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2024-12-11 22:54

A cat and a dog were arguing about who was the smartest. The dog said, 'I can do tricks like sit, stay, and roll over.' The cat replied, 'That's nothing. I can make people open doors for me, feed me, and clean my litter box without even asking.'

Tell me a short funny story about animals.

2 answers
2024-12-10 08:00

A group of ducks were walking in a line. The first duck said, 'Quack.' The second duck said, 'Quack.' But the third duck said, 'I'm not following this stupid 'quack' thing.' The first two ducks looked at him and said, 'Then you're not a real duck!' and they walked away. The third duck thought for a moment and then ran after them shouting, 'Wait, I'm a quack!'

Tell me a funny optimistic story about animals.

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2024-12-09 10:13

There was a little puppy. It got lost in the park. Instead of being scared, it wagged its tail and started following a group of ducks. The ducks were a bit confused at first but then just let the puppy tag along. Eventually, the puppy's owner found it while following the trail of the ducks and the puppy. It was a funny sight and the puppy's optimistic attitude made it an adventure.

Tell me a 150 - word funny story about animals.

3 answers
2024-12-08 19:53

A dog and a cat were friends. One day, they decided to have a race. The dog was confident. But as soon as the race started, the dog saw a squirrel. He immediately chased the squirrel instead of running the race. The cat, being smarter, just kept going and won the race. When the dog finally remembered the race, he came back and said, 'Hey, that squirrel was a cheater!'

Tell me a crazy funny story about animals.

2 answers
2024-12-07 10:48

A duck once walked into a store. It went straight to the toy section and started playing with a rubber duck. The store owner was so shocked that he just watched as the duck quacked happily among the toys for a good ten minutes before waddling out.

Tell me a very funny story about animals.

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2024-12-06 07:43

There was a dog that loved to chase its shadow. One sunny day, it was running around in circles trying to catch it. When it finally got tired, it just lay down on the shadow as if to say 'I got you at last!' It was really funny.

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