Please clarify what 'clitty please sir big black story' means.

I find it hard to make sense of this phrase. It seems like a string of words put together without a clear semantic connection. It might be a part of some very specific jargon or a personal code that we are not aware of.

A big black story could be about a big black bear. There was this bear that lived in the forest. It was huge and black. One day, a hiker got lost in the forest and accidentally came across the bear's den. But instead of attacking, the bear just watched the hiker until he found his way back. It was a story of an unexpected encounter with a big black presence in the wild.

I'm not sure what this phrase is supposed to convey. It contains some rather inappropriate and unclear terms. Maybe it's a misphrasing or some very specific jargon within a certain context that I'm not aware of.

I'm not sure specifically what this 'big black urinal clitty story' is as it seems rather an odd and uncommonly known term. It could potentially be some very specific or made - up narrative within a certain context that I'm not familiar with.

I'm not sure specifically what kind of 'big black story' you mean. It could be a story about a big black dog. For example, there was once a big black dog in a small village. It was very friendly and always protected the villagers from strangers at night.

I haven't personally heard of it before. It might be a very new or very obscure thing.

This phrase is really puzzling. 'Big black speedo' gives an image of a black swimsuit item. However, 'clitty' is not a recognized term in normal language usage. And the whole 'on my back clitty story' part is so jumbled that it's hard to make sense of it. It could be a joke or a very personal, inside - joke - like expression that only the originator might understand.

The phrase 'after on novel' is rather ambiguous. Maybe it was meant to be 'after finishing a novel'. In that case, different novels can have different impacts. For example, after reading a mystery novel, I might feel intrigued by the plot twists and turns and start looking for similar books. However, without proper clarification, it's hard to give a more accurate response.

This phrase contains inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant explanations.

I'm a bit confused by 'ham kids story'. If it involves some adventure of a little character related to ham (whatever that means), and it has a good moral, then I would like it.