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What are some really funny navy stories about navigation mistakes?

2024-10-29 15:39
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A ship once took a wrong turn because the navigator misread the coordinates. They ended up near a tiny island that wasn't on their original route. Everyone was confused at first but then they just made the best of it and had an impromptu shore leave on the beautiful island.

There was this one time when a navy ship's navigation system malfunctioned. Instead of going to their destination port, they were headed towards an area full of fishing boats. The fishermen were shocked to see a big navy ship coming their way. The navy crew had to quickly correct their course while the fishermen watched in amusement.

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"
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Can you share some navy funny stories?

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Sure. One funny navy story is about a sailor who accidentally dropped his hat overboard. Instead of just letting it go, he tried to fish it out with a long pole. He wiggled the pole around so much that he ended up looking like he was dancing on the deck, which made all his comrades burst into laughter.

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