Can you recommend some 'funny 5 minute short stories'?

A little boy thought he could fly like a superhero. So he climbed up on the roof of his house with a makeshift cape. When he jumped, he landed right in a big pile of leaves his dad had just raked. He was unhurt but covered in leaves from head to toe. His dad came running out and couldn't stop laughing. It's a simple and funny 5 - minute short story.

A story about two friends who go camping. One is a city slicker and the other is an outdoorsy type. The city slicker keeps making silly mistakes like setting up the tent backwards and getting scared of every little noise in the forest. This contrast between them can be a great source of humor for a 10 - minute short story.

One day, a dog chased its tail for a whole minute. It ran in circles, looking so determined to catch that tail as if it was the most important thing in the world. Finally, it got dizzy and just lay down, which was hilarious.

One more. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words, a very short and funny little story that can be quickly shared in about a minute.

A group of friends went camping. One of them, who was a bit of a scaredy - cat, heard strange noises at night. He woke up everyone, screaming there was a monster. They all armed themselves with flashlights and tent poles. After 5 minutes of searching, they found out it was just a raccoon knocking over their trash. They had a good laugh about it later.

Sure. Here's one. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor looks at him and says, 'Well, sit on the couch and we'll talk about it.' The man says, 'I can't. I'm not allowed on the couch.'

There's a short story called 'The Ant and the Grasshopper'. In this story, the grasshopper spends the summer singing and having fun while the ant works hard to store food for the winter. When winter comes, the grasshopper has nothing to eat and asks the ant for help. The ant, who has been diligent, refuses to help the lazy grasshopper. This story teaches us about the importance of hard work and planning ahead.

Sure. One could be 'The Lost Key'. A little boy loses his house key on his way home from school. He searches everywhere. Finally, he retraces his steps and finds it under a bush near the school gate.

Well, 'A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings' by Gabriel García Márquez is also a wonderful 10 - minute short story. It's about a strange old man with wings who appears in a village. The villagers' reactions to this odd being range from curiosity to cruelty. It's full of magical realism elements and explores human nature.

Sure. 'The Gift of the Magi' by O. Henry is a great short story that can be read in about 10 minutes. It's about a young couple who are very poor but sacrifice their most precious possessions to buy gifts for each other. Another one is 'The Lottery' by Shirley Jackson. It takes place in a small town where there's an annual lottery with a very unexpected and dark ending. And 'A Sound of Thunder' by Ray Bradbury is also a good choice. It tells a thrilling story about time travel and how a small change in the past can have huge consequences in the present.