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Tell me a funny husband vacuum story.

2024-11-24 02:46
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One day, my husband was vacuuming the bedroom. He got so into it that he started using the vacuum like a microphone, singing into it at the top of his lungs. He didn't notice that the vacuum was still on and sucking up small items from the bedside table. When he finally realized, there were tissues and some coins stuck in the vacuum. His shocked face was just too funny.

My husband thought he could use the vacuum to clean up some spilled cereal. But he didn't realize that the vacuum wasn't suitable for wet messes. So, he ended up clogging the vacuum with soggy cereal bits. He then spent an hour trying to clean out the vacuum, all the while muttering about how the vacuum should be able to handle 'a little moisture'. It was really a funny sight.

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
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2070 Chs
Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Wen Xuxu is a tenacious, talented, smart and brave woman who was fostered by the Yan family at the age of four when she lost both her parents. Brought up to be the successor of a huge conglomerate, Yan Rusheng is an aloof, intelligent and arrogant man who is the most sought-after bachelor in the capital city. Despite growing up together, both of them seem to treat each other as an eyesore. She labels him as a jerk and womanizer while in his eyes, she is a shrew. Over time, they fall for each other, but they continue to conceal their feelings for each other. By a twist of fate, they are forced into a marriage. And unknown to everyone else and Yan Rusheng, she has harbored a deep secret for many years… Keywords: Childhood sweetheart, Womanizer, Aloof, Soulmates, Forced marriage, Orphan, Secretary Sugary Scene: Suddenly, Wen Xuxu stretched her hand to clutch his wrist and pulled him forcefully. Yan Rusheng was caught off guard and he lost his footing. He fell on the bed and then his breathing became sluggish. Young Master Yan was afraid that he might lose control of himself and do something to Wen Xuxu... the woman he loathed. So he hastily raised his head. But he had barely moved away when Wen Xuxu stretched out her hands and put them around his neck. "Don't leave." We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/elitedotingmarriage We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Tell me a robot vacuum funny story.

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2024-12-11 21:50

Once, my robot vacuum started chasing the cat. The cat was so confused and ran all over the house with the vacuum right behind it. It was like a comical chase scene from a cartoon.

Tell me a funny dog poop robotic vacuum story.

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2024-12-05 06:45

Once, my robotic vacuum was cleaning the floor when my dog had just done his business. The vacuum ran right over it and started spreading it all over the place. It was a mess! I had to quickly stop the vacuum and clean up both the poop and the vacuum's tracks. It was both disgusting and hilarious at the same time.

Tell me a funny husband taser story.

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2024-12-12 12:08

There was this couple. The husband loved to play pranks on his wife. One day, he hid all of her favorite shoes. When she found out, she chased him around the house with a taser (it was a toy one actually). The husband was running and screaming like he was in a horror movie. Eventually, he gave up the shoes' hiding place and they both ended up laughing about it.

Tell me a really funny husband labor story.

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2024-11-11 23:41

Well, my husband thought he could fix the leaky faucet all by himself. He got all the tools out and started tinkering. But instead of fixing it, he made it worse and water sprayed everywhere. He was drenched from head to toe, and his face was priceless. He finally had to call a plumber.

Tell me a really funny wife and husband story.

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2024-11-10 02:51

A wife was trying to take a perfect selfie for her social media. She asked her husband to hold the phone and take the picture. But when she was all posed, the husband accidentally took a video instead. When she realized, she was so frustrated at first but then they ended up watching the video and laughing at how silly she looked trying to hold the pose for so long.

Can you share a robot vacuum funny story?

1 answer
2024-12-10 18:16

A funny thing happened with my neighbor's robot vacuum. It got into the kitchen and somehow managed to bump into a can of soda that was on the floor. The can started rolling and the vacuum chased it. It was like they were playing a game of tag. The vacuum would get close to the can, then the can would roll away, and this went on for a good few minutes until the can finally got stuck against the wall.

Tell a funny husband and wife text story.

3 answers
2024-12-02 13:46

The husband texted his wife, 'I just tried to make coffee like you do. Now the kitchen looks like a war zone!' His wife replied, 'Haha, that's why I'm the coffee master here. Just wait for me to clean it up.'

Tell me more funny husband wife short stories.

1 answer
2024-11-06 00:54

There was a couple who went to a furniture store. The husband sat on a recliner and accidentally fell asleep. The wife saw this and told the salesman that her 'big baby' really liked that chair. When the husband woke up, he was so embarrassed but they both found it hilarious later on. They ended up buying the chair. The memory of that day always makes them chuckle when they sit on it.

Tell me a funny funny story.

1 answer
2024-11-17 14:43

A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.

Tell me a husband love story.

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2024-12-10 09:08

Once there was a husband named Tom. He loved his wife deeply. Every morning, he would wake up early to make her a delicious breakfast. One day, his wife was ill. Tom took care of her all day and night, bringing her warm soup and medicine. Their love was simple but strong.

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