What are some of the funniest things that can happen at a 60th birthday party?

The funniest thing could be when someone tries to dive gracefully but ends up doing a belly flop so hard that it makes a huge splash and the whole pool shakes. Another is when people play marco polo and the person who is 'it' keeps running into the pool walls because they are so disoriented.

One funny thing is when the Christmas tree falls over. At a party I was at, someone accidentally bumped into the tree while dancing. All the ornaments went flying and everyone just froze for a second before bursting into laughter. Then we all helped put it back up together.

At a dinner party, the wine cork popped out and hit the ceiling. It made a really loud noise and we all thought something had exploded. But then we saw the cork on the floor and started laughing. After that, it became a running joke for the rest of the evening. Every time someone opened a bottle, we joked about the cork flying to the ceiling again.

One funny thing is when you do a blindfolded make - over on the bride - to - be. The results can be absolutely hilarious. I once saw a bride end up with bright blue lipstick and neon eye shadow.

At a frat party, they had a petting zoo once. There were some small goats and a pig. One of the frat guys thought it would be funny to try and ride the pig. Well, the pig had other ideas and started running around with the guy hanging on for dear life. It was like a wild rodeo scene right in the middle of the party.

One funny thing is when the wrong name is written on the cake. I went to a party once where the baker misspelled the birthday person's name as something completely different. It was so unexpected and made for a lot of jokes.

The funniest thing could be when a dog gets loose in the supermarket and starts chasing after the meat department guy. It's chaos but also very funny to watch. The poor guy was running for his life while the dog was just having the time of its life.

A crish might try to imitate a much larger animal and end up looking really silly. For example, if a crish tries to roar like a lion, but all that comes out is a tiny squeak. It's like a little kid trying to be all tough.

Meeting really eccentric characters can be very funny on a trip. I remember meeting a man who was traveling with a pet parrot on his shoulder. He told us all kinds of wild stories. Also, transportation mix - ups are hilarious. Like when you think you're getting on a luxury train but it turns out to be a rickety old one with chickens on board.

One funny thing is when a customer falls asleep while getting their hair dyed. They wake up with a strange color on part of their hair because they moved in their sleep. For example, a guy once woke up with bright pink patches on his head instead of the planned blonde.