What are some of the funniest things that can happen at a 60th birthday party?

One funny thing is when the Christmas tree falls over. At a party I was at, someone accidentally bumped into the tree while dancing. All the ornaments went flying and everyone just froze for a second before bursting into laughter. Then we all helped put it back up together.

The funniest thing could be when someone tries to dive gracefully but ends up doing a belly flop so hard that it makes a huge splash and the whole pool shakes. Another is when people play marco polo and the person who is 'it' keeps running into the pool walls because they are so disoriented.

At a dinner party, the wine cork popped out and hit the ceiling. It made a really loud noise and we all thought something had exploded. But then we saw the cork on the floor and started laughing. After that, it became a running joke for the rest of the evening. Every time someone opened a bottle, we joked about the cork flying to the ceiling again.

One funny thing is when the wrong name is written on the cake. I went to a party once where the baker misspelled the birthday person's name as something completely different. It was so unexpected and made for a lot of jokes.

In ophthalmology, sometimes patients bring in the most unusual eyewear for repair. I heard of a case where a patient brought in a pair of glasses that had been taped together with so much duct tape that it looked like a strange art project. The optician had a hard time not laughing while trying to figure out how to fix it.

One funny thing is when the TV in the hotel room has a mind of its own. I was trying to change the channel and it just kept switching back to a soap opera no matter what I did. Another is when you open the mini - bar and find the strangest items like pickled eggs or some really old - fashioned candies.

One funny thing is when a girdle is mis - sized. Like if it's too big, it might keep falling down. I knew someone who wore a girdle that was too large for her at a wedding. She had to keep pulling it up during the ceremony, which was really embarrassing but also quite funny in hindsight.

In a marriage, sometimes the way a couple argues can be funny. For example, my neighbor couple once had an argument about what to have for dinner. They started making really exaggerated points about pizza vs. burgers, and they ended up making each other laugh instead of being angry.

One funny thing is when a customer falls asleep while getting their hair dyed. They wake up with a strange color on part of their hair because they moved in their sleep. For example, a guy once woke up with bright pink patches on his head instead of the planned blonde.

Hikers' clumsy moments can be really funny. Like when someone tries to jump over a small stream and ends up falling right into it. Or when people are trying to balance on a log bridge and they do all sorts of wobbly moves. These are the moments that create great memories and funny stories to tell later.