What are the most memorable funny drug trip stories you know?

One memorable story is about a girl who went on a salvia trip and thought she was a mermaid. She lay on the floor and was wiggling around, pretending to swim. She also made gurgling noises as if she was underwater. It was really funny to watch.

I remember a salvia trip where I saw the walls covered in moving pictures like a living mural. There were animals and people doing all sorts of crazy things. I started acting out the scenes with them. I was waving my arms around and making strange noises. It was really a blast and made for a great story later on. I also mistook my bedroom for a jungle and was trying to climb the 'trees' which were actually my bedposts.

I remember a story from 2023 where a little kid at a park thought a statue was a real person and started having a full - blown conversation with it. The kid was asking questions like 'Why are you so quiet?' and waiting for an answer. It was really cute and funny.

I remember a man who faked a limp and groaned in pain as he entered the doctor's office. He claimed to have a leg injury from a non - existent accident. But when the doctor said they would need to do some tests first before prescribing any painkillers, he suddenly 'healed' and ran out of the office.

One time, we were on a long road trip and my sister accidentally spilled her juice all over the backseat. But instead of getting mad, we made a game out of it. We used napkins to create 'islands' in the puddle of juice and pretended our toy cars were driving through a flooded city. It was so much fun that we didn't even care about the mess.

One time my friend took a legal herbal supplement that had some relaxing effects. He started seeing the patterns on the rug as a whole new landscape. He was convinced that he was in a miniature world and was trying to communicate with the 'tiny people' he thought were living in the rug. It was hilarious as he was making up these elaborate stories about their little civilization.

I heard a story where on a school trip to a farm, a girl tried to milk a male cow. She was so embarrassed when the farmer told her it was impossible. Another time, on a trip to the beach, a boy's sandcastle got destroyed by a seagull flying into it. He was so shocked that he just stared for a while, which was really funny.

A group of friends on a road trip decided to play a prank on one of their buddies. They told him they ran out of gas in the middle of a desert - like area. The poor guy started walking to find help while they all just sat there laughing. When he realized it was a prank, he chased them around the car. It was a really funny moment that they still laugh about.

My friend has a Roomba that has a habit of getting attracted to shiny things. One day, it chased a coin all around the living room until it finally sucked it up. Then it seemed so proud of itself, like it had found a great treasure. Also, my own Roomba once managed to climb onto a small rug and got stuck there. It was just spinning in place, and when I went to check, it looked like it was trying to do some sort of crazy stunt.

There was a man who accidentally fell asleep during his MRI. He was snoring really loudly and the technicians were trying hard not to laugh. When he woke up, he had no idea what had happened and was confused as to why they were all smiling. It was a hilarious moment.