I saw a sign at a music store that said 'Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.' (It's a pun on 'Gone shopping. Be back in a minute' using the names of famous composers Chopin and Bach)
There was this guy who named his dog Rolex. It's a watchdog. (The pun is on 'watchdog' as Rolex is a watch brand and the dog is supposed to watch). Well, this joke combines the idea of a luxury brand name with the function of a dog in a really funny way. We expect a watch to tell time and a dog to watch over things. By naming the dog Rolex, it creates a humorous connection between the two different concepts.
Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).
Sure. One Christmas, a little girl was so excited to leave cookies for Santa. But she accidentally ate all of them herself before going to bed. In the morning, she left a note for Santa saying 'I'm sorry I ate the cookies, but I left you some carrots instead'.
Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.
Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh.
Yes. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a beer and a mop.'
A joke like this is also great. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. It's a very simple and innocent joke that can bring a smile.
A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.
Yes. A girl misheard 'I need some new shoes' as 'I need some new blues'. She then asked her mom if they could go buy some 'new blues'. It was quite a funny moment.
Yes. A couple had a fight about who made the mess in the kitchen. As they were arguing, their toddler came in and started 'cleaning' by spreading more flour everywhere. They couldn't help but laugh at the chaos and then worked together to clean up.
Sure. A teen boy at a party drank a bit too much and thought he could talk to girls more smoothly. But instead, he just mumbled nonsense and ended up scaring the girls away. His slurred speech and goofy attempts at flirting were quite the spectacle.