Do you have any other clean funny pun joke stories?

Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).

Sure. One Christmas, a little girl was so excited to leave cookies for Santa. But she accidentally ate all of them herself before going to bed. In the morning, she left a note for Santa saying 'I'm sorry I ate the cookies, but I left you some carrots instead'.

Yes. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a beer and a mop.'

Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.

Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh.

A joke like this is also great. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. It's a very simple and innocent joke that can bring a smile.

Yes. A girl misheard 'I need some new shoes' as 'I need some new blues'. She then asked her mom if they could go buy some 'new blues'. It was quite a funny moment.

A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.

Sure. A girl made a Valentine's card for her boyfriend. She drew a really funny-looking heart that was more like a lopsided potato. When she gave it to him, he couldn't stop laughing and put it up on his wall as the most unique Valentine's gift ever.

Yes. A couple had a fight about who made the mess in the kitchen. As they were arguing, their toddler came in and started 'cleaning' by spreading more flour everywhere. They couldn't help but laugh at the chaos and then worked together to clean up.