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Do you have any other clean funny pun joke stories?

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2024-11-25 01:58

There was this guy who named his dog Rolex. It's a watchdog. (The pun is on 'watchdog' as Rolex is a watch brand and the dog is supposed to watch). Well, this joke combines the idea of a luxury brand name with the function of a dog in a really funny way. We expect a watch to tell time and a dog to watch over things. By naming the dog Rolex, it creates a humorous connection between the two different concepts.

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I saw a sign at a music store that said 'Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.' (It's a pun on 'Gone shopping. Be back in a minute' using the names of famous composers Chopin and Bach)

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