What are some of the most memorable funny classic car stories?

A great funny car story is about a man who tried to wash his car with a power washer but held it too close and ended up blasting off some of the paint. And there was this instance where a family's car alarm would go off every time a cat walked by. They spent days trying to figure out why until they realized the cat's movement was triggering the sensor. It was a really strange situation.

One memorable story is when a novice driver mistook the accelerator for the brake in a parking lot. Instead of stopping, the car jumped over a small flower bed and landed right in the middle of a group of pigeons. The pigeons flew everywhere in a panic and the driver just sat there with a stunned look on their face.

One memorable story was when a young guy came in wearing a superhero costume. He was looking for a car that could match his 'powers'. He kept asking if the cars could go faster than a speeding bullet. It was quite a sight.

One of the most memorable is a car that had a GPS system with a really bad voice. Instead of giving normal directions, it would say things like 'Turn left, you fool!' in a really grumpy voice. It made every drive in that car an adventure filled with laughter.

I remember when my friend got his first car. He was so proud of it. One day, he was driving and the windshield wipers just started going on their own in the middle of a sunny day. He had no clue what was going on. He pulled over and started fiddling with the controls, looking all confused. Turns out it was a short circuit. It was hilarious to see him so bewildered.

A really funny one was when a woman went to buy a car. She told the salesman she wanted a car that was easy to park. So he showed her a tiny electric car. She sat in it and her knees were up to her chin. She looked like a clown in a circus car. It was hilarious and she decided it wasn't for her.

I heard about a car salesman who accidentally locked himself in the trunk while demonstrating the car's security system to a customer. He was banging on the trunk and shouting for a while until the customer found the key to let him out. It was really hilarious.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

There was a situation where a car was following a parade. The driver got distracted by the performers and didn't notice the parade had stopped. He gently bumped into the float in front of him. Instead of getting angry, the people on the float started laughing and invited the driver to join the parade for a bit. It was such an unusual and funny encounter.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.