Where can I find hilarious funny stories?

One of the hilarious Tumblr stories is about a girl who thought she could tame a squirrel. She started leaving food out for it every day. Eventually, the squirrel got so used to her that it would climb onto her shoulder. But one day, it found a nut in her hair and started pulling at it to get the nut out, causing a big mess.

One of the most hilarious Shaq stories is when he was on a talk show and tried to fit into a small chair. His large frame made it look like he was sitting on a toy chair and he just laughed it off.

There was this inexperienced girl at a dance class. When the instructor told her to do a simple spin, she spun so fast that she lost her balance and landed on a pile of cushions. Everyone in the class burst out laughing, including herself. It was a really comical moment.

A really funny story is about an elephant. It walked right up to a safari jeep, and then it started spraying water from its trunk all over the passengers. They were soaked but couldn't stop laughing.

There's this story where a dog owner let his dog run wild in the neighbor's garden. As repentance, he dressed up his dog as a little gardener, complete with a tiny hoe and watering can, and took a photo of the dog 'working' in the garden and sent it to the neighbor with an apology note. It was really funny and the neighbor forgave him easily.

A rather humorous story involves a man who called 911 because he was locked out of his house in his underwear. He thought it was an emergency situation. The operator tried not to laugh while guiding him to find a way to get help from a neighbor or a locksmith. There was also a call from a lady who thought there was a ghost in her attic. After some investigation, it was just a creaky old house. The operator had to comfort her and explain the situation.

One really funny story is about a pregnant lady at a baby shower. They were playing a game where they had to guess the size of her belly with a ribbon. When everyone was done, her toddler nephew came up and wrapped the whole roll of ribbon around her, saying she was as big as a house. Everyone burst out laughing.

Sure. Once there was a man who tried to teach his parrot to say 'Hello'. He repeated it over and over. Finally, the parrot said 'Hello' but in the voice of his wife. It turned out the parrot had been listening to his wife all day long.

My sister was on her period and she went to reach for a tampon in her bag in public. But instead of a tampon, she pulled out a banana that she had forgotten was in there. The look on her face was priceless and we still laugh about it today. It just shows how chaotic and funny things can be during that time of the month.

One funny story is about a marketing firm. An employee was fired for not meeting targets. But when the boss told him, he said 'Well, at least now I can focus on my real passion - becoming a professional napper!' His nonchalant attitude made it quite humorous.

I heard about an Indian drunk who mistook a mop for a dance partner. He was at a local bar and the music was playing. He grabbed the mop, which was left by the cleaner, and started dancing with it. He held it close and twirled around as if it was a beautiful woman.