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Can you give me more funny one line stories?

2024-11-28 22:46
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The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said it was a topical solution. I replied, 'Thanks, Doc. I had no idea my rash was so well - known.'

My friend said he was going to start a new diet. He's only eating things that are good for him. So far he's lost two days. This story is funny because it twists the idea of what it means to lose something in the context of a diet. It implies that his diet is so strict that he's lost days instead of weight in a humorous way.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
4.3
5335 Chs
One Birth Two Treasures: The Billionaire's Sweet Love

One Birth Two Treasures: The Billionaire's Sweet Love

She became a surrogate mother in exchange for over a million yuan. As the esteemed CEO of the most powerful Empire in the capital, he holds absolute power, while she is just an adopted daughter to a family of lowly status. She agreed to bear him his offspring, simply because her adoptive father's business was failing. On the day of her delivery, the elder brother was born healthy, but the younger one was stillborn. Having fulfilled the contract, she disappeared from his sight along with the astronomical sum of money. Six years later, he is still that arrogant and high-profile CEO. When she accidentally gets embroiled with him again – like a canary trapped in his cage, he closes in on her. “Woman, do you think you can escape from my clutches?!" However, he does not expect a little kid to interfere; the boy pompously points his little finger at him and warns, “Mu Yazhe, you’d better leave her alone! She's mine – this baby's woman!” The man is alarmed, simply because the little kid's facial features are identical to his... Tags: Adorable Child, CEO, Sweet Romance, Scheming, Wealthy Aristocrats, Fluff, Two-faced, Child, Rich and Powerful, Treachery
4.3
4778 Chs
Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
4.4
3442 Chs
BILLIONAIRE ONE NIGHT STAND

BILLIONAIRE ONE NIGHT STAND

Chloe was the second daughter of the Bishop family, she was the girl who had it all breathtaking looks, a foster father who loved her as much as his own biological daughter, and a fiance who was handsome and rich. But nothing was perfect in this world. It turned out she also had a foster mother and sister who could ruin everything she had. The night before the engagement party, her foster mother drugged her and plotted to send her to hooligans. Fortunately, Chloe went to the wrong room and spent a night with a stranger. It turned out that man was the CEO of America's top multinational group, who was only 29 but on the Forbes List. After having a one-night stand with her, he proposed, "Marry me, I will help you to take revenge."
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2582 Chs
The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
4.5
2430 Chs
Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
4.6
2350 Chs

Can you give more funny 2 line stories?

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2024-12-03 04:32

A: I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. B: I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Then I realized they just wanted me to clean the floors.

Can you give more examples of scary one line stories?

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2024-12-11 19:08

The mirror showed my reflection with a different face for a split second.

Can you give me a few one line sad stories?

3 answers
2024-12-09 22:09

My mother passed away. I'll never hear her voice again.

Can you give me more funny safe start stories?

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2024-12-12 05:44

Sure. There was a woman starting a yoga class. She walked in thinking she was really fit for it. But when she tried to do the first pose, she lost her balance and fell right on her mat. Everyone around her had a laugh, and she joined in too. It was a funny start to her yoga journey.

Can you give me more funny opening lines for stories?

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2024-12-04 17:45

Another funny opening could be 'Once, in a place where the trees grew upside - down and the rain fell upwards, a young boy named Timmy tried to catch the raindrops with his hands, only to end up with soggy shoes on his head. It was a world full of topsy - turvy rules, and Timmy was about to embark on an adventure he could never have imagined.'

Can you give me more funny names to use in stories?

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2024-11-26 01:25

Sure. 'Silly Sally' is a classic funny name. It's simple and easy to remember, and it immediately gives the impression of a somewhat ditzy character. Another is 'Goofy Gus'. It's a name that makes you think of someone who is always getting into humorous situations.

Can you give me more funny ways to start stories?

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2024-11-21 08:08

A funny way to start is by using a miscommunication. Say something like 'I thought he said we were going to the moon, but it turned out he just said 'room'. And that's how this crazy adventure began...' It sets a light - hearted and comical tone.

Can you give me more examples of funny captions for stories?

1 answer
2024-11-13 14:13

How about 'My story is like a rollercoaster, but I left my stomach at the first drop.' This is humorous as it uses the analogy of a rollercoaster, which is known for its thrilling and sometimes stomach - churning rides, and adds a funny twist that the person has lost their stomach at the start.

Can you give me more examples of funny subjects for stories?

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2024-11-11 12:17

Well, there could be a story about a person who accidentally swaps bodies with their pet. So you have a human trying to act like a cat or a dog, meowing or barking at inappropriate times, while the pet is trying to figure out how to use a phone or cook food. Also, consider a town where the laws of physics are all wrong. People can walk on the ceiling, but only on Tuesdays, and cars float instead of drive. And then there's the idea of a magical pen that writes things that come to life. But it has a mind of its own and writes really silly things like giant talking bananas.

Can you give me more funny instant karma stories?

1 answer
2024-11-04 21:30

A student who always cheated on tests by looking at others' papers. During an important exam, he tried to peek at the person next to him, but accidentally knocked over his own ink bottle, which spilled all over his answer sheet. He couldn't finish the test properly, and it was like instant karma for his dishonesty.

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